"Tucker and Dale vs Evil" quotes

00:03 Are you OK 00:08 I have this stupid dream 00:13 Oh hidey ho Officer We've had a doozy of a day 00:07 There is no truth 00:07 Oh buddy That's a PBR buddy 00:08 Hey buddy How you feeling I'm feeling 00:04 This vacation sucks 00:09 I told you Tucker I'm a zero with the ladies 00:36 She's just human Why don't you go over and talk to her 00:13 What did you do Anthemis nobilis 00:30 That's OK Tuck 00:06 I I have these stupid dreams 00:07 It's time for you to feel my pain 00:35 What This is a suicide pact 00:27 Where you two headed 00:05 Oh my God They cut off his bowlin' fingers 00:06 You want a killer hillbilly I'll show you a killer hillbilly 00:05 Holy shit We have got to hide all of the sharp objects 00:04 It's true Chad You're half hillbilly 00:14 I've never stood so close to pure evil before 00:11 Cover me Uh 00:07 Oh It's the pancakes You hate pancakes I'll go make you... 00:05 When you see a college girl prancing around in front of you... 00:11 You shouldn t be smoking anyway Chloe 00:24 Wait Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out... 00:07 How's he even walking Tuck He looks like he's gonna walk it... 00:04 He's heavy for half a guy Oh God 00:05 I never thought I'd say this 00:08 Do some of your friends take medication 00:14 All right I know what this is 00:19 You thought I looked like some kind of freak 00:43 I'm really sorry