What am I supposed to say, Dale? "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we...
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Tucker:
What am I supposed to say, Dale? "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
Dale:
Yeah, yeah, just like that.
Tucker:
They're never gonna believe that.
Dale:
But that's exactly what happened!
Transcript
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What This is a suicide pact
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It's a what These kids are coming out here
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and killing themselves all over the woods My God that makes so much sense
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Holy shit We have got to hide all of the sharp objects
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You know what else I think they're trying to kill her too
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Yeah Think about it
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That's why they acted so funny after we saved her because they want her dead
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Why I don't know I don't know
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It's good that you and I don't know if we knew they'd want to kill us too
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Yeah that's a good point
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OK so what what do we
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 501
Timestamp in movie: 00h 34m 14s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: Affable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are mistaken for murderers by a group of preppy college students.
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Actors
00:07 It's time for you to feel my pain
00:06 I I have these stupid dreams
00:30 That's OK Tuck
00:13 What did you do Anthemis nobilis
00:36 She's just human Why don't you go over and talk to...
00:09 I told you Tucker I'm a zero with the ladies
00:04 This vacation sucks
00:08 Hey buddy How you feeling I'm feeling
00:07 Oh buddy That's a PBR buddy
00:03 Are you OK
00:07 There is no truth
00:13 Oh hidey ho Officer We've had a doozy of a day
00:19 You thought I looked like some kind of freak
00:14 All right I know what this is
00:08 Do some of your friends take medication
00:05 I never thought I'd say this
00:04 He's heavy for half a guy Oh God
00:07 How's he even walking Tuck He looks like he's...
00:24 Wait Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk...
00:11 You shouldn t be smoking anyway Chloe