But that's exactly what happened!
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Tucker:
What am I supposed to say, Dale? "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property." Dale:
Yeah, yeah, just like that. Tucker:
They're never gonna believe that. Dale:
But that's exactly what happened!
What am I supposed to say, Dale? "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property." Dale:
Yeah, yeah, just like that. Tucker:
They're never gonna believe that. Dale:
But that's exactly what happened!
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What This is a suicide pact
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It's a what These kids are coming out here
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and killing themselves all over the woods My God that makes so much sense
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Holy shit We have got to hide all of the sharp objects
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You know what else I think they're trying to kill her too
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Yeah Think about it
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That's why they acted so funny after we saved her because they want her dead
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Why I don't know I don't know
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It's good that you and I don't know if we knew they'd want to kill us too
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Yeah that's a good point
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OK so what what do we
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Movie Summary
Affable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are mistaken for murderers by a group of preppy college students.
Actors
Tucker
Dale
