Where are you two headed? We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake. I sank...
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Sheriff:
[Talking to Tucker and Dale, after he's pulled them over]
Where are you two headed?
Tucker:
We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake. I sank every penny I had into it... me and Dale here, we're gonna' go fix her up, then do a little fishin'. He's been strikin' out by the ladies, I figure a little *man* time might do him some good.
Sheriff:
[Gives them a hard look]
There ain't nothin' up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine.
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Where you two headed
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We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake
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I sank every penny I had into it
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Me and Dale here we're gonna go fix 'er up maybe do a little fishin'
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Do a little fishin' He's been striking out with the ladies
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I figured a little man time might do him some good
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There ain't nothing up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine
Clip duration: 27 seconds
Views: 236
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 19s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: Affable hillbillies Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are mistaken for murderers by a group of preppy college students.
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00:35 What This is a suicide pact
00:07 It's time for you to feel my pain
00:06 I I have these stupid dreams
00:30 That's OK Tuck
00:13 What did you do Anthemis nobilis
00:36 She's just human Why don't you go over and talk to...
00:09 I told you Tucker I'm a zero with the ladies
00:04 This vacation sucks
00:08 Hey buddy How you feeling I'm feeling
00:07 Oh buddy That's a PBR buddy
00:03 Are you OK
00:07 There is no truth
00:13 Oh hidey ho Officer We've had a doozy of a day
00:19 You thought I looked like some kind of freak
00:14 All right I know what this is
00:08 Do some of your friends take medication
00:05 I never thought I'd say this
00:04 He's heavy for half a guy Oh God
00:07 How's he even walking Tuck He looks like he's...
00:24 Wait Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk...