*You* are not telling anyone that this is a blind date! We are not. Look, Mom assumed!...
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Shelly: *You* are not telling anyone that this is a blind date!
Jessie: We are not. Look, Mom assumed! And, so I, I just, you know ...
Shelly: Decided to lie to your family, and now, I am lying to them too!
Jessie: No, no, you can remain completely neutral. I mean, you have plausible deniability.
Shelly: Right. What if he hurts someone? What, what if he takes all the silverware?
Jessie: He's not gonna do that.
Shelly: And you know this because you *know* him so well?
Jessie: Look, this is a one-time, one-day thing; and we're, we're keeping the mood *light* and breezy, and it's, it's fun!
Shelly: Okay!
Jessie: Okay? Here, come, yeah.
[they hug]
Shelly, Jessie: [together] Mmm.
Jessie: That's nice.
Shelly: Okay.
Jessie: You good?
Shelly: I am cold!
Jessie: Okay.
Shelly: Okay
Jessie: We are not. Look, Mom assumed! And, so I, I just, you know ...
Shelly: Decided to lie to your family, and now, I am lying to them too!
Jessie: No, no, you can remain completely neutral. I mean, you have plausible deniability.
Shelly: Right. What if he hurts someone? What, what if he takes all the silverware?
Jessie: He's not gonna do that.
Shelly: And you know this because you *know* him so well?
Jessie: Look, this is a one-time, one-day thing; and we're, we're keeping the mood *light* and breezy, and it's, it's fun!
Shelly: Okay!
Jessie: Okay? Here, come, yeah.
[they hug]
Shelly, Jessie: [together] Mmm.
Jessie: That's nice.
Shelly: Okay.
Jessie: You good?
Shelly: I am cold!
Jessie: Okay.
Shelly: Okay
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So you are not telling anyone that
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this is a blind date
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We are not Look Mom assumed
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And so I just you know
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Decided to lie to your family
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and now I am lying to them too
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No no you can remain completely neutral
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I mean you have plausible deniability
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Right What if he hurts someone
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What what if he takes all the silverware
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He's not gonna do that
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And you know this because you know him so well
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Look this is a one time one day thing and we're
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we're keeping the mood light and breezy
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and it's it's fun
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Okay Okay
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Here come yeah
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Mm that's nice Okay
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You good I am cold
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Movie Summary
To prevent her family from canceling the "Chamberlain Family Christmas Olympics," Jessie (Groening) lies and says she's inviting a date to the long-standing holiday tradition.
