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"Twin Town" quotes

Twin Town poster
Julian and Jeremy, two brothers prefer to spend their time on drugs and joyriding. When their father, Fatty Lewis, they show up demanding compensation.

Director: Kevin Allen
Writer: Kevin Allen, Paul Durden
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1997
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $127,923
Released: 09 May 1997
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

65 Clips

GreyoJeremy LewisJulian LewisFatty LewisBryn CartwrightDodgy
Dylan Thomas also called Swansea - Twin Town 00:19 Dylan Thomas also called Swansea Three words - Twin Town 00:07 Three words Do you know what happens if they catch you smoking dope in Morocco - Twin Town 00:12 Do you know what happens if they catch you smoking dope in... And this glue is for my submarine not putting up your noses - Twin Town 00:12 And this glue is for my submarine not putting up your noses How come a two liter bottle of cork is 27 p - Twin Town 00:16 How come a two liter bottle of cork is 27 p The way of the transgressor is fucking hard - Twin Town 00:05 The way of the transgressor is fucking hard Here's 20 quid - Twin Town 00:12 Here's 20 quid Fuck me - Twin Town 00:06 Fuck me What's your handicap Bryn - Twin Town 00:08 What's your handicap Bryn What the fuck does that mean - Twin Town 00:11 What the fuck does that mean Give you a bit of a pasting did they - Twin Town 00:04 Give you a bit of a pasting did they You burned my Mom and Dad And my sister - Twin Town 00:11 You burned my Mom and Dad And my sister Here you got a Versace down here Taff - Twin Town 00:07 Here you got a Versace down here Taff And if all else fails... - Twin Town 00:26 And if all else fails... - Anything? - Fuck all. May as well fuck off. - Twin Town 00:30 - Anything? - Fuck all. May as well fuck off. - Bollocks! - For fuck's sake. - Twin Town 00:16 - Bollocks! - For fuck's sake. Bonny! Bonny! - Twin Town 00:10 Bonny! Bonny! Bryn, mix 'em a martini. - Twin Town 00:17 Bryn, mix 'em a martini. Can you get headphones for that fucking thing. - Twin Town 00:13 Can you get headphones for that fucking thing. Come one boys. - Twin Town 00:09 Come one boys. Do you think this boat'll get us to Morocco? - Twin Town 00:12 Do you think this boat'll get us to Morocco? Dylan Thomas also called Swansea - Twin Town 00:20 Dylan Thomas also called Swansea Fiat Uno. - Twin Town 00:05 Fiat Uno. Fuck me - Twin Town 00:06 Fuck me - He got fucking golf clubs. - Tailor made? - Twin Town 00:07 - He got fucking golf clubs. - Tailor made? He wanted to be buried at sea, you see. - Twin Town 00:14 He wanted to be buried at sea, you see. Hello could I have a word with Detective Sergeant Alan Grey? - Twin Town 00:09 Hello could I have a word with Detective Sergeant Alan Grey? Here you got a Versace down here Taff - Twin Town 00:07 Here you got a Versace down here Taff Here's 20 quid - Twin Town 00:13 Here's 20 quid Hey Greyo! - Twin Town 00:08 Hey Greyo! - I was born! - Where was you born? - Twin Town 00:25 - I was born! - Where was you born? I never touch the stuff myself. - Twin Town 00:22 I never touch the stuff myself. - I'm putting you away, Bryn. - I can't see it myself, Greyo. - Twin Town 00:17 - I'm putting you away, Bryn. - I can't see it mys... "In the summer time, when the weather is hot..." - Twin Town 00:25 "In the summer time, when the weather is hot..." It was Terry Walsh! - Twin Town 00:22 It was Terry Walsh! It's a fucking shed. - Twin Town 00:09 It's a fucking shed. It's your note, Dai. - Twin Town 00:07 It's your note, Dai. - Jesus! - What's going on? - Twin Town 00:10 - Jesus! - What's going on? Nice bit of sheep dip, by the way. - Twin Town 00:22 Nice bit of sheep dip, by the way. Oy Dai! Fatty forgot his fucking hotdogs. - Twin Town 00:29 Oy Dai! Fatty forgot his fucking hotdogs. Right then. If it floats for more than three seconds... - Twin Town 00:26 Right then. If it floats for more than three seconds... She loves me... - Twin Town 00:08 She loves me... So, tell me about the last car you stole. - Twin Town 00:12 So, tell me about the last car you stole. Tell him, Terry. Terry, tell him. - Twin Town 00:25 Tell him, Terry. Terry, tell him. Tell that to the clerk of the court and he'll be rolling in the aisles. - Twin Town 00:07 Tell that to the clerk of the court and he'll be rollin... Thank you Hugh. Very good of you to do this. - Twin Town 00:15 Thank you Hugh. Very good of you to do this. The way of the transgressor is fucking hard - Twin Town 00:05 The way of the transgressor is fucking hard The way of the transgressor is fucking hard. - Twin Town 00:23 The way of the transgressor is fucking hard. There'll be sausage rolls, and Welsh cakes in the gazebo. - Twin Town 00:10 There'll be sausage rolls, and Welsh cakes in the gazeb... These boots were made for kicking! - Twin Town 00:09 These boots were made for kicking! They are fucking dead. - Twin Town 00:08 They are fucking dead. This grass is really fucking lovely. - Twin Town 00:12 This grass is really fucking lovely. Three words - Twin Town 00:07 Three words Tough titty, Dai. - Twin Town 00:10 Tough titty, Dai. - We'll do cruises. - In a boat? - Twin Town 00:19 - We'll do cruises. - In a boat? What a cheeky mutt! - Twin Town 00:17 What a cheeky mutt! What the fuck does that mean - Twin Town 00:11 What the fuck does that mean What the fucking hell? - Twin Town 00:11 What the fucking hell? - Who is it? - Oh fuck... - Twin Town 00:13 - Who is it? - Oh fuck... Why do you speak to him in Welsh? - Twin Town 00:27 Why do you speak to him in Welsh? Yo? Who is it? - Twin Town 00:07 Yo? Who is it? You burned my Mom and Dad And my sister - Twin Town 00:15 You burned my Mom and Dad And my sister You fucking pick one. - Twin Town 00:05 You fucking pick one. You pull anymore strokes like that and I'll drown the pair of you... - Twin Town 00:09 You pull anymore strokes like that and I'll drown the p... - You're a twat, Terry. - He hit me. - Twin Town 00:28 - You're a twat, Terry. - He hit me.

Cast

Julian Lewis - Llyr Ifans
Jeremy Lewis - Rhys Ifans
Greyo - Dorien Thomas
Terry Walsh - Dougray Scott
Mrs. Mort - Buddug Williams
All Cast