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"Twins" quotes

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A physically perfect but innocent man goes in search of his long-lost twin brother, who is short, a womanizer, and small-time crook.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Writer: Will Davies, William Osborne, Timothy Harris
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $111,938,388
Released: 09 Dec 1988
Awards: 4 wins & 1 nomination

38 video clips

Julius BenedictVincent BenedictMorris KlaneMary Ann BenedictWebsterBurt KlaneLinda MasonMarnie MasonMitchell TravenBob KlaneGrangerFemale NeighborMover #1Mover #2Miss BusbyGranger Granddaughter
I did nothing The pavement was his enemy - Twins 00:10 I did nothing The pavement was his enemy My name is Julius and I'm your twin brother - Twins 00:27 My name is Julius and I'm your twin brother Well money talks and bullshit walks - Twins 00:13 Well money talks and bullshit walks You're firewood Axe axe axe - Twins 00:32 You're firewood Axe axe axe You have no respect for logic - Twins 00:08 You have no respect for logic I don't know what the problem is - Twins 00:11 I don't know what the problem is The first rule in a crisis situation - Twins 00:25 The first rule in a crisis situation Excuse me I'm - Twins 00:32 Excuse me I'm Wait you forgot the third rule in a crisis situation - Twins 00:24 Wait you forgot the third rule in a crisis situation For the first time in my life I'm pissed off - Twins 00:13 For the first time in my life I'm pissed off You moved too soon - Twins 00:21 You moved too soon You see women love men - Twins 00:43 You see women love men Why didn't you go Why didn't I go - Twins 00:08 Why didn't you go Why didn't I go Why are you being so immature about all this - Twins 00:39 Why are you being so immature about all this Hey Vince we haven't forgotten about you - Twins 00:15 Hey Vince we haven't forgotten about you And I'm coming with you - Twins 00:40 And I'm coming with you Mary Ann - Twins 00:17 Mary Ann Must be where you made the milk shake - Twins 00:39 Must be where you made the milk shake No not at all I'm really looking forward to tossing them - Twins 00:08 No not at all I'm really looking forward to tossing... Through the lips over the gums look out - Twins 00:12 Through the lips over the gums look out Open up Vince We know you're in there - Twins 00:39 Open up Vince We know you're in there Well Vincent - Twins 00:27 Well Vincent I haven't said that name out loud for over 30 years - Twins 00:37 I haven't said that name out loud for over 30 years That's it The last cheque is written - Twins 00:35 That's it The last cheque is written Did you know they had beer in ancient Egypt - Twins 00:36 Did you know they had beer in ancient Egypt You could be a boxer I could be your manager - Twins 00:42 You could be a boxer I could be your manager Excuse me - Twins 00:22 Excuse me I've got another six hours to pay the money back - Twins 00:14 I've got another six hours to pay the money back Whoa where you going with my desk - Twins 00:18 Whoa where you going with my desk Well what have we here - Twins 00:25 Well what have we here The klane boys What an unpleasant surprise - Twins 00:27 The klane boys What an unpleasant surprise I'm really worried about you Vincent - Twins 00:35 I'm really worried about you Vincent Yes this is the Benedict corporation - Twins 00:20 Yes this is the Benedict corporation I'm terribly sorry to disturb your party - Twins 00:20 I'm terribly sorry to disturb your party Thanks This is gonna be great - Twins 00:19 Thanks This is gonna be great We are not identicai twins - Twins 00:08 We are not identicai twins You're firewood Axe axe axe - Twins 00:18 You're firewood Axe axe axe You tell your brother - Twins 00:10 You tell your brother

Cast

Julius Benedict - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Vincent Benedict - Danny DeVito
Marnie Mason - Kelly Preston
Linda Mason - Chloe Webb
Mary Ann Benedict - Bonnie Bartlett
All Cast