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Twisted Metal

If I were you, I wouldget some better artillery than them dinkypea-shooters everyone had

If I were you, I would
get some better artillery than them dinky
pea-shooters everyone had

Full Transcript

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If I were you, I would get some better artillery
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than them dinky pea-shooters everyone had.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:00
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
PlayStation Productions,Electric Avenue,Sony Pictures Television,Artists First,Inspire Entertainment,Universal Television,Make It With Gravy Productions,Wicked Deed,Reese Wernick Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows a motor-mouthed outsider offered a chance at a better life, but only if he can successfully deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
S01 • E06 - I've never seen a baby pigeon. - Twisted Metal 00:05
- I've never seen a baby pigeon.
S01 • E08 - Wait! Goddesses only ride shotgun. - Twisted Metal 00:05
- Wait! Goddesses only ride shotgun.
S01 • E06 - I've never fucked in a ball pit... twice. - Twisted Metal 00:06
- I've never fucked in a ball pit... twice.
S01 • E02 You know, the last guy lasted almost four weeks. - Twisted Metal 00:06
You know, the last guy lasted almost four weeks.
S01 • E05 Oh, I found this one lying around, - Twisted Metal 00:05
Oh, I found this one lying around,
S01 • E08 - Yes, please! - Twisted Metal 00:05
- Yes, please!
S01 • E03 - Guess I'm not gonna finish this job. - Twisted Metal 00:06
- Guess I'm not gonna finish this job.
S01 • E09 It says, "I'm too heavy." - Twisted Metal 00:05
It says, "I'm too heavy."
S01 • E07 So when the world ended and the cell block opened up, - Twisted Metal 00:12
So when the world ended and the cell block opened up,
S01 • E05 - Ah, don't mention it. I really enjoy my work. - Twisted Metal 00:06
- Ah, don't mention it. I really enjoy my work.
S01 • E09 We have weapons, armor, speed, and handling. - Twisted Metal 00:05
We have weapons, armor, speed, and handling.
S01 • E01 - Oh, I almost forgot dessert. - Twisted Metal 00:05
- Oh, I almost forgot dessert.
S01 • E05 Hey, hold this. - Twisted Metal 00:06
Hey, hold this.
S01 • E09 Car's too heavy, low speed, - Twisted Metal 00:05
Car's too heavy, low speed,
S01 • E07 - You, uh, you got their attention now. - Twisted Metal 00:07
- You, uh, you got their attention now.
S01 • E09 So if we're gonna add any weight, - Twisted Metal 00:06
So if we're gonna add any weight,
S01 • E01 - Jell-O! - Twisted Metal 00:06
- Jell-O!
S01 • E10 - Good morning, John. - Hi - Twisted Metal 00:07
- Good morning, John. - Hi
S01 • E01 - John, aren't you tired of almost dying every day? - Twisted Metal 00:07
- John, aren't you tired of almost dying every day?
S01 • E04 - Hello, citizen. Hop on. - Twisted Metal 00:05
- Hello, citizen. Hop on.