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Alan. - Thank you. - What the hell is going on? - Good one

Two and a Half Men

Alan.- Thank you. - What the hell is going on?- Good one. Here it is. I married a really...

Two and a Half Men • S01E16 • 2003

Alan.- Thank you. - What the hell is going on?- Good one. Here it is. I married a really rich guy,and his parents always hated me. I don't know.Maybe it was because when we met, he was on the roadto becoming a U.S. Congressman and I was just, you know, on the road. Joanie, get off the railing. Anyway, they were not happywhen we got married, and they were even less happywhen we used part of his trust fund to finance my recording career. - You're a singer?- Well, as it turns out, no. But... Then two years ago, Brad died. And ever since, his parents have beentrying to take Joanie away from me. - So, the psychiatrist...- Court ordered. They're suing me for custody,saying I'm an unfit parent. - Unfit, how?- You know

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Alan Thank you

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What the hell is going on Good one

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Here it is I married a really rich guy and his parents always hated me

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I don't know Maybe it was because when we met

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he was on the road to becoming a U S Congressman

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and I was just you know on the road

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Joanie get off the railing

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Anyway they were not happy when we got married

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and they were even less happy when we used part of his trust fund

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to finance my recording career

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You're a singer Well as it turns out no But

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Then two years ago Brad died

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And ever since his parents have been trying to take Joanie away from me

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So the psychiatrist Court ordered

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They're suing me for custody saying I'm an unfit parent

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Unfit how You know

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آلن شكرا لك

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ما الذي يحدث بحق الجحيم هذا سؤال جيد

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هاك الأمر كنت متزوجة من رجل غني جدا ووالداه كرهاني دوما

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لا أدري لربما بسبب أنه عندما تقابلنا كان في سبيله ليكون عضو مجلس الكونجرس

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وقد كنت أنا على الطريق

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جواني انزلي من على السور

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على كل لم يكونا سعداء عندما تزوجنا

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وكانا أقل سعادة عندما استخدمنا القليل من صندوق ائتمانه لتمويل مهنتي في التسجيل

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أنت مغنية حسنا كما أتضح فكلا

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بعدها بعامين مات براد

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ومن حينها ووالداها يحاولا أخذ جواني مني

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إذن الطبيب النفسي بأمر المحكمة

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إنهما يريدا نقل الرعاية بحجة أنني لا أصلح للأمومة

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لا تصلح كيف كما تعرف

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Alan Je te remercie

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J'aimerais savoir ce qui se passe Bonne question

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J'ai épousé un homme très riche dont les parents ne m'ont jamais aimée

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Peut être parce qu'au moment où je l'ai connu

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il était en route pour devenir député

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alors que moi j'étais plutôt sur le bord de la route

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Joanie descend de cette rambarde

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Ils étaient loin d'être ravis quand on s'est mariés

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Ils le furent encore moins quand il a pris une partie de son héritage

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pour financer ma carrière musicale

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Tu es chanteuse Il s'est vite avéré que non Mais

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Il y a deux ans Brad est décédé

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J'ai compris que ses parents feraient tout pour m'enlever ma fille

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Le psychiatre Imposé par le tribunal

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Ils me font un procès pour me faire déchoir de mes droits

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Sur quelle base Je serais malade

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Alan Danke

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Was geht hier vor zum Teufel Oh die war gut

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Ich heiratete einen reichen Mann und seine Eltern hassen mich

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Vielleicht weil er auf Tour war

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um Kongressabgeordneter zu werden

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als wir uns kennen lernten und ich war auch auf Tour

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Joanie runter vom Geländer

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Jedenfalls waren sie nicht begeistert als wir heirateten

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und noch weniger als wir sein Treuhandvermögen in meine

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Plattenkarriere investierten

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Du bist Sängerin Wie sich herausstellte nein Aber

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Vor 2 Jahren starb Brad

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und seitdem versuchen sie alles um mir Joanie wegzunehmen

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Dann war der Psychiater Gerichtlich bestellt

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Sie wollen das Sorgerecht weil ich als Mutter ungeeignet sei

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Wieso ungeeignet Na ja

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Алан Спасибо

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Что к черту происходит Хороший вопрос

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Вот история я вышла замуж за богатого но его родители меня возненавидели

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Не знаю почему Возможно из за того

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что он собирался стать конгрессменом

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а я просто собиралась путешествовать

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Джони слезь с перил

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Так вот они не очень обрадовались нашему браку

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и совсем расстроились узнав что мы потратили часть его целевого фонда

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на мою карьеру певицы

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Ты певица Ну как оказалось нет Но

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А затем через два года Брэд умер

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И с тех пор его родители пытаются отобрать у меня Джони

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Значит психиатр Это судебное решение

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Пытаются лишить родительских прав заявляя что я плохая мать

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Насколько плохая Ну такая

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Alan Gracias

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Qué diablos sucede Buena pregunta

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Me casé con un hombre muy rico y sus padres siempre me odiaron

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No lo sé Quizá fue porque cuando nos conocimos

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estaba por convertirse en diputado nacional

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y yo simplemente estaba por ahí

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Joanie bájate de la baranda

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No les gustó que nos casáramos

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y mucho menos que usáramos parte de su fondo fiduciario para financiar

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mi carrera de cantante

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Eres cantante En realidad no Pero

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Hace dos años murió Brad

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Y desde entonces sus padres intentan quitarme a Joanie

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Así que el psiquiatra Lo asignó el juez

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Piden la custodia alegando que no soy una madre competente

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No competente en qué sentido Tú sabes

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:29

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

16

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.