To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO

Alan? - What did you do to my piano? - Nothing. I just dusted

Two and a Half Men

Alan? - What did you do to my piano?- Nothing. I just dusted. Yes, well, I'm sitting here...

Two and a Half Men • S01E04 • 2003

Alan? - What did you do to my piano?- Nothing. I just dusted. Yes, well, I'm sitting here tryingto write a jingle about a chocolate bar and my piano smells like lemons. Gee, I'm sorry, Charlie.But they don't make chocolate Pledge. Maybe I'm not making myself clear. The rest of the house can smell likeany fruit you want. But my piano needs to smell... - Piano-y.- There you go. Fine. I'll get an unscented polish. That's not going to help me now, is it? Nope. You know what? You are a child.You're a big, high-maintenance child. I am not a child. Where you going? If I can't write my chocolate song,I'm going to take a nap

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.033

Alan

00:00:03.033 --> 00:00:05.999

What did you do to my piano Nothing I just dusted

00:00:06.066 --> 00:00:10.123

Yes well I'm sitting here trying to write a jingle about a chocolate bar

00:00:10.002 --> 00:00:12.564

and my piano smells like lemons

00:00:12.008 --> 00:00:16.001

Gee I'm sorry Charlie But they don't make chocolate Pledge

00:00:17.167 --> 00:00:19.019

Maybe I'm not making myself clear

00:00:19.003 --> 00:00:22.562

The rest of the house can smell like any fruit you want

00:00:24.133 --> 00:00:26.565

But my piano needs to smell

00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:28.898

Piano y There you go

00:00:29.667 --> 00:00:32.155

Fine I'll get an unscented polish

00:00:32.467 --> 00:00:35.126

That's not going to help me now is it

00:00:36.634 --> 00:00:37.997

Nope

00:00:38.001 --> 00:00:42.157

You know what You are a child You're a big high maintenance child

00:00:42.003 --> 00:00:44.289

I am not a child

00:00:44.866 --> 00:00:46.999

Where you going

00:00:46.133 --> 00:00:49.588

If I can't write my chocolate song I'm going to take a nap

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.369

بالكاد أستطيع سماعك يا جوب أتستطيع إغلاق هذا الإنذار

00:00:05.972 --> 00:00:07.506

هل أ غلق أجل

00:00:07.054 --> 00:00:09.999

إذن أنا بالداخل معك

00:00:09.999 --> 00:00:10.709

وسوف أ خرجك من هناك

00:00:10.743 --> 00:00:12.444

هل يوجد فتح للأبواب بطريقة يدوية

00:00:12.479 --> 00:00:15.547

يوجد لكن من النوع الذي لن تستطيع الوصول إليه بدون استخدام موقد لحام

00:00:15.582 --> 00:00:17.983

ماذا يوجد خلف هذه الجدران

00:00:18.999 --> 00:00:20.452

جدران حجرية من صمم هذا المكان كان خبير ا

00:00:42.027 --> 00:00:43.608

انتظر قليل ا

00:00:45.711 --> 00:00:47.411

مرحب ا

00:00:47.446 --> 00:00:50.114

اعتقدت أن البريد الصوتي هو من سيرد علي

00:00:50.149 --> 00:00:53.885

أنا أبقى مستيقظ ا في ساعات غريبة نحن بحاجة للحديث

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.331

Alan

00:00:03.035 --> 00:00:06.996

Qu'as tu fait à mon piano Rien Je l'ai nettoyé

00:00:06.071 --> 00:00:10.132

Oui comprends moi Je suis là à essayer d'écrire un jingle pour du chocolat

00:00:10.209 --> 00:00:12.575

et mon piano a une odeur d'agrumes

00:00:12.812 --> 00:00:16.002

Je suis désolé Mais il y a pas encore de Pchitt chocolat

00:00:17.183 --> 00:00:19.208

Je me suis mal fait comprendre

00:00:19.318 --> 00:00:23.001

Tout le reste de la maison peut sentir l'odeur du fruit que tu veux

00:00:24.156 --> 00:00:26.059

Mais mon piano doit sentir comme

00:00:27.026 --> 00:00:28.926

À Noël Oui c'est ça

00:00:29.695 --> 00:00:32.186

Bien j'achèterai un autre dépoussiérant

00:00:32.498 --> 00:00:35.016

Oui enfin ça ne résout pas le problème

00:00:36.669 --> 00:00:38.999

Non

00:00:38.137 --> 00:00:42.198

Tu n'es qu'un enfant qu'un gamin capricieux qui n'en fait qu'à sa tête

00:00:42.341 --> 00:00:44.332

Je ne suis pas un enfant

00:00:44.091 --> 00:00:46.007

Où tu vas

00:00:46.178 --> 00:00:49.705

Comme je ne peux pas écrire ma chanson je préfère aller dormir

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.503

Алан что ты сделал с роялем

00:00:04.503 --> 00:00:06.339

АЛАН Ничего Стер пыль

00:00:06.339 --> 00:00:11.344

ЧАРЛИ Я сижу и придумываю песню про шоколад а рояль пахнет лимоном

00:00:11.344 --> 00:00:15.806

АЛАН Извини Чарли Полироль с запахом шоколада пока не выпускают

00:00:16.724 --> 00:00:22.647

ЧАРЛИ Стой я наверно плохо объяснил Весь дом может пахнуть каким угодно фруктом

00:00:22.647 --> 00:00:27.318

но рояль должен пахнуть

00:00:27.318 --> 00:00:28.999

АЛАН роялем

00:00:28.999 --> 00:00:28.861

ЧАРЛИ Именно

00:00:28.861 --> 00:00:31.822

АЛАН Хорошо Куплю полирОль без запаха

00:00:31.822 --> 00:00:34.367

ЧАРЛИ Но мне это сейчас уже не поможет

00:00:36.118 --> 00:00:36.702

Нет

00:00:37.328 --> 00:00:41.582

АЛАН Знаешь Чарли ты ребенок Большой капризный ребенок

00:00:41.582 --> 00:00:44.961

ЧАРЛИ Я не ребенок

00:00:44.961 --> 00:00:45.628

АЛАН Ты куда

00:00:45.067 --> 00:00:49.507

ЧАРЛИ Раз не судьба придумать песню про шоколад пойду посплю

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.198

Alan

00:00:03.998 --> 00:00:04.553

Qué le hiciste a mi piano

00:00:04.631 --> 00:00:05.949

Nada sólo le quité el polvo

00:00:05.887 --> 00:00:08.482

Si pero estoy tratando de escribir una canción

00:00:08.483 --> 00:00:12.255

acerca de una barra de chocolate y mi piano huele a limón

00:00:12.672 --> 00:00:15.918

Lo siento Charlie pero todavía no inventan limpiadores con aroma a chocolate

00:00:16.963 --> 00:00:18.638

Quizá no estoy siendo claro

00:00:18.971 --> 00:00:21.049

El resto de la casa puede oler a la fruta que quieras

00:00:24.459 --> 00:00:26.443

pero mi piano debe oler

00:00:27.001 --> 00:00:28.811

Pianesco Exacto

00:00:29.615 --> 00:00:32.001

Bien compraré un limpiador inodoro

00:00:32.506 --> 00:00:37.402

Pero eso no me va ayudar ahora Verdad No

00:00:38.305 --> 00:00:39.584

Sabes qué Charlie Eres es un niño

00:00:39.585 --> 00:00:41.932

Un escuincle malcriado

00:00:42.216 --> 00:00:44.208

No soy un niño

00:00:45.001 --> 00:00:45.893

A dónde vas

00:00:46.177 --> 00:00:49.049

Bueno si no puedo escribir mi canción sobre el chocolate tomaré una siesta

Available in 5 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:21

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

comedy, romance

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.