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Two and a Half Men

Alan?- Yeah? It's been so longsince anybody's touched me

Alan?- Yeah? It's been so longsince anybody's touched me

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Alan Yeah
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It's been so long since anybody's touched me
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
144
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:59
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
16
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S05 • E12 What are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What are you doing here
S01 • E08 Stand up. - Two and a Half Men 00:30
Stand up.
S03 • E23 What's going on? - Two and a Half Men 00:16
What's going on?
S01 • E07 Hello. Hi, Judith. Yeah, I'm so glad you called. I just... What? She wants to talk to you. - Why doe - Two and a Half Men 00:29
Hello. Hi, Judith. Yeah, I'm so glad you called. I...
S01 • E09 If you leave now, I think you'll miss all the weekend traffic. - Two and a Half Men 00:31
If you leave now, I think you'll miss all the weekend...
S05 • E06 Hang on. He's probably in his room. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Hang on. He's probably in his room.
S01 • E18 Oh, my God. - Two and a Half Men 00:11
Oh, my God.
S01 • E05 - What are you talking about? - Two and a Half Men 00:18
- What are you talking about?
S09 • E01 I ain't cleaning him up - Two and a Half Men 00:03
I ain't cleaning him up
S01 • E04 I asked Andy out, and he said yes. - Two and a Half Men 00:35
I asked Andy out, and he said yes.
S01 • E19 We'll just have the cake, and then we'll go. - Two and a Half Men 00:52
We'll just have the cake, and then we'll go.
S07 • E09 What the hell's he doing - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What the hell's he doing
S01 • E13 So we just sit here and be hot? - Two and a Half Men 00:10
So we just sit here and be hot?
S08 • E16 What are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:03
What are you doing here
S10 • E06 Oh boy - Two and a Half Men 00:04
Oh boy
S12 • E12 What is going on? - Two and a Half Men 00:18
What is going on?
S12 • E14 ♪ Men. ♪ - Two and a Half Men 00:14
♪ Men. ♪
S03 • E11 Okay. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
Okay.
S01 • E23 All right. You can stay. But I want my kid. - Two and a Half Men 00:11
All right. You can stay. But I want my kid.
S01 • E23 All right. - Two and a Half Men 00:06
All right.