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Two and a Half Men

All right.I put Jake to bed, I folded the laundry, I put the groceries away... The guilt...

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

All right.I put Jake to bed, I folded the laundry, I put the groceries away... The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan. Yeah, well, it's all I got.I'll be back in a little while. - Where you going?- I have to bring the garbage cans back in. Today wasn't garbage day. - No, not here. At Judith's.- At Judith's? Alan, your wife threw you out. Yeah, that doesn't meanshe doesn't need me. Yeah, it kind of does. Look, we're still married,it's still my house, and she still counts on meto do a few chores. It's good. It leaves the door open for,you know, reconciliation. I see. So, how do you lift those garbage canswithout a spine?

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All right I put Jake to bed I folded the laundry

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I put the groceries away

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The guilt thing doesn't work on me Alan

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Yeah well it's all I got I'll be back in a little while

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Where you going I have to bring the garbage cans back in

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Today wasn't garbage day

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No not here At Judith's At Judith's

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Alan your wife threw you out

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Yeah that doesn't mean she doesn't need me

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Yeah it kind of does

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Look we're still married it's still my house

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and she still counts on me to do a few chores

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It's good It leaves the door open for you know reconciliation

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I see

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So how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine

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حسنا وضعت جيك في السرير وطويت الغسيل ورتبت أغراض البقاله

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محاولت أشعاري بالذنب لا تنفع معي يا ألن

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أجل حسنا هذا كل ما لدي سأعود خلال ساعه

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إلى اين تذهب

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علي أن اعيد علب القمامه إلى الداخل

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اليوم لم يكن يوم جمع القمامه

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أوه ليس هنا بل عند جودث

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عند جودث ألن زوجتك طردتك من المنزل

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أجل لكن هذا لايعني انها ليست بحاجه إلي

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نعم انه يعني هذا

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حسنا نحن مازلنا متزوجين وذالك ما زال بيتي

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وهي مازلت تعتمد علي لعمل بعض الاعمال

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وهذ جيد لأنه يترك الباب مفتوح تعرف للمصالحه

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فهمت لكن كيف ترفع علب القمامه بدون عامود فقري

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Ça y est J'ai couché Jake j'ai plié les vêtements

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j'ai rangé les courses

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Tu ne me feras pas culpabiliser Alan

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Oui mais c'est tout ce que j'ai Je sors j'ai un truc à faire

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Où tu vas Je dois ranger les poubelles

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Ce n'est pas le jour des poubelles

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Non je voulais dire chez Judith Chez Judith

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Alan ta femme t'a jeté dehors

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Ça ne veut pas dire qu'elle n'a pas besoin de moi

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Si c'est ce que ça veut dire

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Bon écoute On est encore mariés c'est ma maison

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et elle compte toujours sur moi pour des tâches

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J'en suis heureux Ça laisse la porte ouverte à la réconciliation

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Je vois

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Et comment tu lèves ces poubelles sans colonne vertébrale

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Ich hab Jake ins Bett gebracht die Wäsche zusammengelegt

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die Einkäufe verstaut

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Die Gewissensnummer zieht bei mir nicht Alan

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Aber ich kenne nichts anderes Bis später dann

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Wo willst du hin Ich will die Mülltonnen wieder reinholen

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Heute ist doch keine Müllabfuhr

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Nicht unsere die von Judith Die von Judith

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Alan Deine Frau hat dich rausgeworfen

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Das bedeutet nicht dass sie mich nicht braucht

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Ja nicht wahr

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Hör zu wir sind noch verheiratet Es ist immer noch mein Haus

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sie verlässt sich darauf dass ich ein paar Pflichten erledige

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Das ist gut dann bleibt die Tür offen für eine Versöhnung

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Verstehe

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Und wie kriegst du die Mülltonnen ohne Rückgrat überhaupt hoch

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ЧАРЛИ Куда ты

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АЛАН Мне нужно занести в дом мусорные бачкИ

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ЧАРЛИ Мусор вывозят не сегодня

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АЛАН Не здесь У Джудит

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ЧАРЛИ У Джудит

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Алан твоя жена тебя выгнала

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АЛАН Но это не значит что я ей не нужен

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ЧАРЛИ Именно это и значит

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АЛАН Ну вообще то мы еще женаты

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Это пока мой дом и она кое в чем на меня рассчитывает И это хорошо

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Остаётся возможность для примирения

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ЧАРЛИ Ясно

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Сложно наверно двигать баки когда нет хребта

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АЛАН Они на колесах

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Está bien Metí a Jake en la cama doblé la ropa

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ordené la compra

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El complejo de culpa no funciona Alan

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Bueno es todo lo que tengo Volveré enseguida

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Adónde vas Tengo que entrar los cubos de la basura

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Hoy no toca

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No aquí no En casa de Judith En casa de Judith

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Alan tu mujer te echó

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Sí pero no significa que no me necesite

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Sí quizás sí

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Mira aún estamos casados Todavía es mi casa

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y aún depende de mí para algunas cosas

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Está bien Deja la puerta abierta a la reconciliación

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Ya veo

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Y cómo vas a cargar esos cubos de basura

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Duration

46 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:36

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.