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Two and a Half Men

All right. You can stay. But I want my kid

All right. You can stay. But I want my kid

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All right You can stay But I want my kid
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:20
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
23
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S05 • E01 I just hope everything turns out all right. - Two and a Half Men 00:10
I just hope everything turns out all right.
S01 • E18 I'm trying, Charlie. - Two and a Half Men 00:40
I'm trying, Charlie.
S01 • E24 Charlie, you got somebody in there? - Two and a Half Men 00:28
Charlie, you got somebody in there?
S03 • E23 -How's that? -Well, l-- - Two and a Half Men 00:15
-How's that? -Well, l--
S01 • E21 I think we can move on. - Two and a Half Men 00:48
I think we can move on.
S10 • E01 Um, - Two and a Half Men 00:08
Um,
S06 • E09 * Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up * - Two and a Half Men 00:09
* Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up *
S06 • E08 (clattering continues) - Two and a Half Men 00:15
(clattering continues)
S05 • E06 Son of a bitch! - Two and a Half Men 00:31
Son of a bitch!
S03 • E08 Come on, let's go. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Come on, let's go.
S08 • E07 Now get out - Two and a Half Men 00:04
Now get out
S03 • E18 Hello? - Two and a Half Men 00:27
Hello?
S01 • E06 In my defense... - Two and a Half Men 00:14
In my defense...
S05 • E11 Hi. Come on in. - Two and a Half Men 00:19
Hi. Come on in.
S06 • E02 What are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:03
What are you doing here
S07 • E07 (softly grunts) - Two and a Half Men 00:10
(softly grunts)
S01 • E03 It's okay. - Two and a Half Men 00:27
It's okay.
S01 • E15 So, listen, if you need to talk to somebody about, you know, anything, I'm here. - Two and a Half Men 00:27
So, listen, if you need to talk to somebody about, you know,...
S08 • E12 Charlie What the hell are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:04
Charlie What the hell are you doing here
S01 • E07 I understand. - Two and a Half Men 00:25
I understand.