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All right, you had sex last night

Two and a Half Men

All right, you had sex last night.You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles. It's better...

Two and a Half Men • S01E09 • 2003

All right, you had sex last night.You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles. It's better than that.I had sex and I woke up alone. If there were pancakes on my night table,it would be the perfect morning. What happened to Wendy's diabolical,Machiavellian scheme to never leave? I don't know.I must have foiled it somehow. Guess what? Grandma's here! Let's see that little dance again. When I was pregnant with Charlie,we thought he was gonna be a girl. The sonogram showedno discernible penis whatsoever

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All right you had sex last night You don't have to turn into Mr Bojangles

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It's better than that I had sex and I woke up alone

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If there were pancakes on my night table it would be the perfect morning

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What happened to Wendy's diabolical Machiavellian scheme to never leave

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I don't know I must have foiled it somehow

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Guess what Grandma's here

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Let's see that little dance again

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When I was pregnant with Charlie we thought he was gonna be a girl

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The sonogram showed no discernible penis whatsoever

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حسنا لقد تضاجعت بالأمس لا يجب أن تتحول إلى السيد بوجانكيلز

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إنه أفضل من هذا لقد تضاجعت واستيقظت وحدي

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إن كان هناك فطائر بعشاء الأمس لكان هذا أفضل صباح

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ما الذي حدث لخطة ويندي الشيطانية و المكيافيلي ة بعدم الرحيل قط

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لا أدري لابد وأنني أحبطتها

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خمن جدتي هنا

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لنرى تلك الرقصة مجددا

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عندما كنت حبلى في تشارلي أعتقدنا أنه سيكون فتاة

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فالأشعة وضحت أنه ليس هناك عضو ذكري ظاهرا

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Tu t'es éclaté toute la nuit avec cette fille y a vraiment pas de quoi se vanter

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C'est mieux que ça J'ai fait l'amour et je me suis réveillé seul

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Avec le petit déj sur la table de nuit ça aurait été vraiment parfait

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Où est passé le soi disant côté diabolique dont tu parlais hier soir

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Je ne sais pas J'ai fait échouer sa conspiration

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Devinez quoi Grand mère est là

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Refais voir ta chorégraphie

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Quand j'attendais Charlie le docteur a dit que c'était une fille

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À l'échographie il n'y avait aucune trace de pénis

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Du hattest letzte Nacht Sex aber deshalb brauchst du kein Musical schreiben

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Oh viel besser ich hatte Sex und bin alleine aufgewacht

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Mit Pfannkuchen auf dem Nachttisch wär's ein perfekter Morgen gewesen

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Und was ist mit Wendys teuflischem Plan nie wieder von hier wegzugehen

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Keine Ahnung Vielleicht hab ich ihn ihr durchkreuzt

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Wisst ihr was Oma ist da

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Jetzt kannst du weitertanzen

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Als ich mit Charlie schwanger war dachten wir er würde ein Mädchen

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Auf dem Ultraschall war kein Penis zu erkennen

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Так ты занимался сексом ночью Это не повод тут чечетку выплясывать

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Все даже лучше Я занимался сексом и проснулся один

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Если бы у меня на столике оказались блины утро было бы идеальным

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А как же дьявольский макиавеллиевский план Уэнди по захвату тебя

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Не знаю Наверное я как то его разрушил

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Угадайте кто пришел Бабушка

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Ну ка станцуй еще раз

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Когда я была беременна Чарли мы думали что у нас будет девочка

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На УЗИ не было никаких следов члена

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Ok Tuviste sexo anoche no necesitas exagerar

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Oh es mucho mejor que eso

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Tuve sexo y desperté solo

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Si tuviera panques en mi mesita de noche

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Sería una perfecta mañana

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Que paso con Wendy la diabólica y maquiavélica

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que nunca se quería ir

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No lo sé

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Debo habérselo impedido de alguna manera

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Adivinen qué La Abuela esta aquí

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Veamos ese lindo bailecito otra vez

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Cuando estaba dando a luz a Charlie pensamos que él iba a ser una niña

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El sonográma no mostro cualquier tipo de pene

Available in 6 languages

Duration

37 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:34

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.