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Almost ready?Judith and Liz will be here soon. Liz. Thank you. Boy, that would have been...

Two and a Half Men • S01E19 • 2003

Almost ready?Judith and Liz will be here soon. Liz. Thank you. Boy, that would have been embarrassing. Charlie, please don't makea bad situation worse. Judith and Liz have beenat each other's throats for years. - Why's that?- I don't know. Maybe it's because Lizwas always more popular. Maybe because Judith was smarter. Maybe, and this is just a theoryon my part, it had something to do with the fact that Liz did my brother in the coatroomat our wedding reception. Well, no secret why she was popular

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Almost ready Judith and Liz will be here soon

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Liz Thank you

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Boy that would have been embarrassing

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Charlie please don't make a bad situation worse

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Judith and Liz have been at each other's throats for years

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Why's that I don't know

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Maybe it's because Liz was always more popular

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Maybe because Judith was smarter

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Maybe and this is just a theory on my part

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it had something to do with the fact that

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Liz did my brother in the coatroom at our wedding reception

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Well no secret why she was popular

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مستعد تقريبا ليز و جوديث سيكونا هنا قريبا

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ليز شكرا لك

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لكان هذا سيكون محرجا

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تشارلي رجاء لا تعقد الأمور

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لقد كانت جوديث و ليز لا يطيقا بعضهما لسنوات

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لم هذا لا أدري

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لربما لأن ليز كانت مشهورة جدا لربما لأن جوديث كانت ذكية

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لربما وهذه نظرية فحسب أن السبب هو

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فهو يتعلق بأمر أن ليزا ضاجعت أخي في غرفة الملابس في استقبال زفافنا

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حسنا لهذا كانت مشهورة

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Tu es prêt Judith et Liz seront bientôt là

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Liz Merci

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C'est vrai ça aurait été plutôt gênant

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Charlie ne complique pas encore plus les choses

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Judith et Liz se disputent depuis des années

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Pourquoi Va savoir

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Peut être parce que Liz était toujours plus populaire

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Ou parce que Judith était plus douée

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Ou peut être mais ce n'est qu'une hypothèse

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que ça a un rapport avec le fait que

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Liz s'est tapé mon frère dans le vestiaire à notre repas de mariage

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Ce qui explique sa popularité

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Bist du fertig Judith und Liz kommen gleich

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Liz Danke

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Mann wäre das peinlich gewesen

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Mach's bitte nicht schlimmer als es eh schon ist

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Judith und Liz hacken seit Jahren aufeinander rum

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Warum Weiß nicht

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Vielleicht weil Liz immer die Beliebtere war

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Vielleicht weil Judith klüger war

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Aber vielleicht hatte es auch und das ist eine Theorie

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von mir was damit zu tun dass mein Bruder

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und Liz es während meiner Hochzeitsfeier in der Garderobe getrieben haben

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Kein Wunder dass sie so beliebt war

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Готов Джудит и Лиз скоро приедут

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Лиз Спасибо

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Было бы очень неловко

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Чарли не усугубляй ситуацию

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Джудит и Лиз годами живут как кошка с собакой

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Почему Не знаю

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Возможно поскольку Лиз всегда пользовалась большим успехом

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Возможно поскольку Джудит была умнее

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Возможно но это лишь мое предположение

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Оно связано с тем

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что Лиз дала моему брату в гардеробной во время нашей свадьбы

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Теперь ясно почему она пользовалась успехом

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Te falta mucho Judith y Liz están por llegar

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Liz Gracias

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Vaya eso habría sido una vergüenza

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Por favor no empeores esta situación que ya es mala

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Judith y Liz llevan años enfrentadas

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Por qué No sé

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Tal vez porque Liz siempre fue más popular

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Tal vez porque Judith es más inteligente

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Tal vez aunque esto es una teoría mía

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la bronca tiene que ver con que

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Liz se acostó con mi hermano en el guardarropas durante nuestra boda

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Bueno ahora sabes por qué era popular

Available in 6 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:44

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

19

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.