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And please, would you behave yourself with Charlie?

Two and a Half Men

And please, would you behave yourselfwith Charlie? - What do you mean?- I mean, I don't...

Two and a Half Men • S01E19 • 2003

And please, would you behave yourselfwith Charlie? - What do you mean?- I mean, I don't want a repeat of what happenedin the coatroom at my wedding reception. That was Charlie? Hey, soul sisters. Come on in. Hello, Alan. Alan, you look fantastic. I guess single life really agrees with you. You know, doing okay. Starting over, landed on my feet. Like a cat. Hey, Mom. Hey, sweetie. Hi. - Hey, Aunt Liz.- There's my favorite nephew. Happy birthday, sweetie. It isn't clothes, is it? This is a surprise. Hello, Evelyn. It's not a surprise. I told her. You're looking very well.Slimming down nicely. Thanks. I recently dropped 160 pounds

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And please would you behave yourself with Charlie

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What do you mean I mean

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I don't want a repeat of what happened in the coatroom at my wedding reception

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That was Charlie

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Hey soul sisters Come on in

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Hello Alan

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Alan you look fantastic

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I guess single life really agrees with you

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You know

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doing okay

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Starting over landed on my feet

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Like a cat

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Hey Mom

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Hey sweetie Hi

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Hey Aunt Liz There's my favorite nephew

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Happy birthday sweetie

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It isn't clothes is it

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This is a surprise

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Hello Evelyn

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It's not a surprise I told her

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You're looking very well Slimming down nicely

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Thanks I recently dropped 160 pounds

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ورجاء هلا تعاملت مع تشارلي بأدب

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ما الذي تقصديه أعني

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لا أريد إعادة تكرار ما حدث في غرفة الملابس في استقبال الزفاف

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هذا كان تشارلي

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مرحبا يا أخوات الأرواح تفضلا مرحبا يا ألن

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ألن تبدو مذهلا أعتقد أن العزوبية تجعلك أفضل

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تعلمين أنا بخير

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ابدأ من جديد واقف على قدمي

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كقطة

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مرحبا يا أمي مرحبا يا عزيزي مرحبا

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مرحبا يا خالة ليز ها هو ابن اختي المفضل لدي

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عيد ميلاد سعيد يا عزيزي إنها ليست ملابس صحيح

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هذه مفاجأة مرحبا يا إيفلين

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إنها ليست مفاجأة فقد أخبرتها

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أنت تبدين جيدة جدا أكثر نحولا للآسفل

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شكرا لقد أسقطت حمل بوزن 160 باوند مؤخرا

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Et s'il te plaît retiens toi un peu avec Charlie

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De quoi tu parles Je

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Je n'ai pas envie que tu fasses comme à mon repas de mariage

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C'était Charlie

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Salut les âmes sœurs Entrez

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Salut Alan

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Alan Tu as l'air en forme

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La vie de célibataire te réussit plutôt bien

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Tu sais

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je m'en suis remis

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Je suis retombé sur mes pattes

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Comme un chat

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Salut maman

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Salut chéri Ça va

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Bonjour tante Liz Voilà mon neveu préféré

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Bon anniversaire mon chéri

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C'est pas des fringues j'espère

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Ça c'est une surprise

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Bonjour Evelyn

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Ce n'est pas une surprise Je le lui avais dit

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Vous avez l'air d'aller très bien Vous maigrissez à vue d'œil

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Merci J'ai perdu récemment près de 72 kilos

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Und benimm dich was Charlie betrifft

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Wie meinst du das Ich will

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nicht noch mal erleben was bei meiner Hochzeit in der Garderobe passiert ist

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Das war Charlie

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Hey Soul Sisters kommt rein

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Hallo Alan

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Alan Du siehst fantastisch aus

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Das Leben als Single bekommt dir wohl gut

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Ach weißt du

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es geht so

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Neuanfang auf den Füßen gelandet

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Wie eine Katze

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Hey Mom

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JUDITH Hey Schatz Hi

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Hey Tante Liz Da ist ja mein Lieblingsneffe

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LIZ Happy birthday mein Schatz

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Das sind doch keine Kleider oder

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Was für eine Überraschung

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Hallo Evelyn

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Es ist keine Überraschung sie wusste es

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Du siehst ja richtig super aus Und deine Speckröllchen verlierst du auch

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Danke Gerade neulich hab ich 70 Kilo verloren

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Ты сможешь вести себя прилично с Чарли

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Ты о чем О том

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что я не хочу повторения того что было в гардеробной на моей свадьбе

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Так это был Чарли

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Привет сестрички Заходите

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Привет Алан

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Алан ты отлично выглядишь

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Похоже холостяцкая жизнь тебе на пользу

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Знаешь

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я справляюсь

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Начал новую жизнь приземлился на лапы

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Как кот

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Привет мама

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Привет дорогой Привет

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Привет тетя Лиз Мой любимый племянник

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С днем рождения дорогой

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Это ведь не одежда

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Вот так сюрприз

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Здравствуйте Эвелин

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Это не сюрприз Я ей говорил

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Замечательно выглядишь Похудела

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Спасибо Я сбросила 72 килограмма

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Y te pido que te comportes bien con Charlie

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Qué quieres decir Digo

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que no quiero que se repita lo que pasó en el guardarropas durante mi boda

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Esa vez fue Charlie

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Hola hermanas Pasen

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Hola Alan

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Alan estás genial

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Parece que la vida de soltero te sienta bien

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Bueno

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estoy bien

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Estoy empezando de nuevo Caí bien parado

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como un gato

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Hola mamá

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Hola cariño Hola

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Hola tía Liz Mi sobrino favorito

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Feliz cumpleaños lindo

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No es ropa verdad

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Qué sorpresa

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Hola Evelyn

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No es una sorpresa Yo le avisé

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Estás muy linda Debes estar adelgazando bastante

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Gracias Acabo de perder 72 kilos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:04

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

19

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.