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Any luck?

Two and a Half Men

Any luck? The little snothead kicked meout of his room. Welcome to the club. Yeah, but I'm...

Two and a Half Men • S01E20 • 2003

Any luck? The little snothead kicked meout of his room. Welcome to the club. Yeah, but I'm the cool uncle. And I'm the uncool dad? Don't get defensive.You did the best you could. That kid has nothing to complain about. He's never been spanked,he's never even been yelled at. And even while my marriage wascollapsing, he always came first. Well, I'm glad you're not defensive. He has a great life.He gets everything he wants, I deny him nothing. Oh, my God,what have I done to my son? Alan, I was kidding. You're a terrific father. - You think so?- Yes, I do. You're right. I'm always too quickto blame myself. - Yes, you are.- It's his mother's fault. Attaboy!

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Any luck

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The little snothead kicked me out of his room

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Welcome to the club

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Yeah but I'm the cool uncle

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And I'm the uncool dad

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Don't get defensive You did the best you could

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That kid has nothing to complain about

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He's never been spanked he's never even been yelled at

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And even while my marriage was collapsing he always came first

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Well I'm glad you're not defensive

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He has a great life He gets everything he wants

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I deny him nothing Oh my God what have I done to my son

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Alan I was kidding You're a terrific father

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You think so Yes I do

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You're right I'm always too quick to blame myself

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Yes you are It's his mother's fault

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Attaboy

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أي حظ

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لقد طردني من غرفته

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وأنا أيضا

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أجل لكن ي العم الرائع

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وأنا الأب غير الرائع

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لا تكن دفاعيا لقد بذلت أحسن ما في وسعك

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ليس لديه ما يشكو منه

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لم يضرب أبدا ولم يصرخ أحد في وجهه أبدا

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وعندما كان زواجي ينهار كانت له الأولوية

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حسنا أنا سعيد أن ك لست اندفاعيا

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لديه حياة رائعة ويحصل على كل ما يشتهيه

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لا أرفض له طلبا رب اه ماذا فعلت بولدي

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آلان كنت أمزح أنت أب رائع

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حقا أجل

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أنت محق أتسر ع دائما بلوم نفسي

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أجل صحيح إن ها غلطة والدته

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أحسنت

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Alors

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Ce nain de rien du tout m'a viré de sa chambre

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Bienvenue au club

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Oui mais moi je suis l'oncle à la cool

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Et moi le père tyran

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Te mets pas sur la défensive tu as fait du mieux que tu as pu

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Cet enfant n'a aucune raison de se plaindre

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Il a jamais eu de fessées on lui a jamais crié dessus

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et même quand mon ménage s'effondrait il est toujours passé en premier

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C'est bien que tu sois pas sur la défensive

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Il a une vie géniale on lui achète tout ce qu'il veut

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je lui refuse jamais rien Mon Dieu qu'est ce que j'ai fait à mon fils

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Alan je plaisantais tu es un père exceptionnel

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Tu es sérieux Oui je le suis

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Tu sais t'as raison Je culpabilise trop rapidement

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C'est vrai C'est la faute de Judith

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Exactement

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Warst du erfolgreich

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Die Rotznase hat mich rausgeschmissen

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Willkommen im Club

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Aber ich bin doch der coole Onkel

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Ach und ich bin der uncoole Vater

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Du musst dich nicht rechtfertigen du hast dein Bestes getan

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Der Junge kann sich über nichts beschweren

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Ich hab ihn nie verhauen noch nicht mal angeschrien

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Und selbst als meine Ehe in die Brüche ging da kam er immer zuerst

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Bin ich froh dass du dich nicht rechtfertigst

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Er führt ein tolles Leben kriegt alles was er will

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Ich erfülle ihm jeden Wunsch Oh Gott was habe ich meinem Sohn angetan

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Alan das war ein Witz du bist ein super Vater

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Findest du Ja finde ich

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Du hast recht ich mache mir zu viele Vorwürfe

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Ja tust du Seine Mutter ist schuld

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So ist brav

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Получилось

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Паршивец выгнал меня из комнаты

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Добро пожаловать в клуб

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Но я же крутой дядя

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А я отстойный отец

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Не обижайся Ты сделал все что мог

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Парню не на что жаловаться

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Его никогда не шлепали на него даже не кричали

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Даже когда мой брак распадался мы в первую очередь думали о нем

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Я рад что ты не обижаешься

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У него отличная жизнь Он получает все что хочет

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Я ни в чем ему не отказываю Боже что я сделал с сыном

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Алан я пошутил Ты отличный отец

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Ты так думаешь Да

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Ты прав Я всегда виню себя

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Точно Виновата его мать

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В точку

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Tuviste suerte

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El mocoso me echó de su cuarto

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Bienvenido al club

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Sí pero yo soy el tío genial

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Y yo soy el papá aburrido

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No te pongas a la defensiva Hiciste lo mejor que pudiste

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El chico no tiene nada de qué quejarse

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Nunca le han dado nalgadas nunca le han gritado

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Cuando el matrimonio estaba colapsando él siempre fue más importante

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Me alegra que no estés a la defensiva

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Tiene una vida genial Recibe todo lo que quiere

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no le niego nada Ay Dios mío qué le he hecho a mi hijo

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Alan estaba bromeando Eres un padre excelente

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Lo crees Sí

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Tienes razón Siempre pienso que tengo la culpa

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Es verdad Su madre tiene la culpa

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Así es

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:54

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

20

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.