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Are we getting a cat?

Two and a Half Men

Are we getting a cat? You know, this is a waste of time.Jake's a normal kid. But it's not...

Two and a Half Men • S01E22 • 2003

Are we getting a cat? You know, this is a waste of time.Jake's a normal kid. But it's not gonna hurt to have someoneoutside the family he can talk to. Please. He's just sitting in theremaking stuff up. - What?- Well, not really making it up. He and I work out his schtick beforehand

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Are we getting a cat

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You know this is a waste of time Jake's a normal kid

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But it's not gonna hurt to have someone outside the family he can talk to

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Please He's just sitting in there making stuff up

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What Well not really making it up

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He and I work out his schtick beforehand

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هل سنمتلك قطة

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أتعلم هذا مضيعة للوقت أن جايك طفل طبيعي

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أعلم لكن لن يضر لو كان لديه أحد ما خارج العائلة يستطيع التحدث معه

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بـربـك هو فقط جالس هناك بالداخل يؤلف بعض الاشياء

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ماذا حسنا أنه ليس تأليف بحق

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أنا وهو قمنا بتجهيز خدعته مسبقا

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C'est une perte de temps Jake est un gamin normal

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Oui mais c'est bien qu'il parle à quelqu'un d'extérieur à la famille

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Oh je t'en prie il est là dedans à lui expliquer n'importe quoi

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Quoi C'est pas vraiment n'importe quoi

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On a travaillé ce qu'il devait lui balancer

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Aujourd'hui il lui raconte qu'il voit des gens morts

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Das ist totale Zeitverschwendung Jake ist ein normales Kind

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Aber es schadet nicht wenn er mit jemand außerhalb der Familie redet

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Ich bitte dich er sitzt da drinnen und erfindet alles Mögliche

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Was Er erfindet es nicht wirklich

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Wir erfinden die Geschichten vorher zusammen

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Heute erzählt er ihr er würde von Leichen verfolgt

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Мы заведем кошку

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Ты знаешь что это трата времени Джейк нормальный ребенок

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Знаю но нет ничего страшного

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если он поговорит с кем то кроме членов семьи

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Да ладно Он сидит там и сочиняет

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Что Ну не совсем сочиняет

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Мы заранее обсудили с ним что он будет говорить

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Compraremos un gato

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Sabes esto es una pérdida de tiempo Jake es un chico normal

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Lo sé pero no le hará mal hablar con alguien que no sea de la familia

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Por favor Está ahí sentado inventando cosas

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Qué Bueno en realidad no está inventándolo

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Él y yo preparamos su discurso antes de venir

Available in 6 languages

Duration

24 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:00

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.