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Are you happy?

Two and a Half Men

Are you happy? - Come on, he doesn't know what it means.- Fine. Anybody see the...

Two and a Half Men • S01E22 • 2003

Are you happy? - Come on, he doesn't know what it means.- Fine. Anybody see the pancakesfor the moo-shu chicken? No, looks like they forgot them.Just eat it with a fork. You don't eat moo-shu with a fork. You eat moo-shu with a pancake,like a little Chinese taco. - Okay, all right. You want a taco shell?- No, I don't want a taco shell! I want a pancake for my moo-shu.I ordered pancakes. I paid for pancakes. Where the hell are my pancakes? - Alan, chill.- I will not chill. I want what I ordered. And for once in my life,I will get what was promised me! Fit-choo

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Are you happy

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Come on he doesn't know what it means Fine

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Anybody see the pancakes for the moo shu chicken

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No looks like they forgot them Just eat it with a fork

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You don't eat moo shu with a fork

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You eat moo shu with a pancake like a little Chinese taco

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Okay all right You want a taco shell No I don't want a taco shell

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I want a pancake for my moo shu I ordered pancakes I paid for pancakes

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Where the hell are my pancakes

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Alan chill I will not chill I want what I ordered

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And for once in my life I will get what was promised me

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Fit choo

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هل أنت سعيد

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بـربـك هو لايعلم ما الذي تعنيه حسنا

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هل رأى أحدكم الفطائر لدجاج الـ مو شو

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لا يبدو أنهم نسوا وضعها فقط كلها بشوكة

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أنت لاتأكل دجاج الـ مو شو بشوكة

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أنت تأكل دجاج الـ مو شو بـالفطائر مثل أكلة الـ تاكو الصينية الصغيرة

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حسن حسنا أترغب بـغلاف أكلة الـ تاكو لا لا أرغب بـغلاف أكلة الـ تاكو

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أنا أريد فطيرة لدجاج الـ مو شو الخاص بي لقد طلبت فطائر لقد دفعت مالا للفطائر

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أين بحق الجحيم فطائري

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يـ الن هدئ من روعك لن أهدئ أريد الذي طلبته

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ولمرة واحدة في حياتي سأحصل على ما وعدت به

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ل س عت

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Il ne comprend pas ce qu'il fait Très bien

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Vous avez vu les crêpes qui vont avec le poulet

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Non je pense qu'ils les ont oubliées Mange les à la fourchette

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Je ne les mange pas à la fourchette

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Ça se mange avec des crêpes comme si c'était des tacos

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Tu veux une crêpe de tacos Non je ne veux pas de crêpe de tacos

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Je veux les crêpes qui vont avec J'ai payé pour les avoir

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Où est ce qu'elles sont mes crêpes

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Calme toi Non Je veux avoir ce que j'ai commandé

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Pour une fois dans ma vie j'aimerais avoir ce qu'on m'a promis

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Fitch

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Komm er weiß nicht was wir meinen Gut

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Hat jemand die Pfannkuchen fürs Moo shu Hühnchen gesehen

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Nein die scheinen zu fehlen Iss sie doch mit der Gabel

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Man isst sie nicht mit der Gabel

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Man isst sie mit Pfannkuchen wie ein chinesisches Taco

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Gut ok willst du eine Tacoschale Nein ich will keine Tacoschale

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Ich will einen Pfannkuchen für mein Moo shu

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ich habe für Pfannkuchen bezahlt

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Wo sind meine Pfannkuchen

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Alan ganz ruhig

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Ich bin nicht ruhig Ich habe sie bestellt

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Ich möchte ein Mal im Leben kriegen was man mir versprochen hat

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Pitsch

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Да ладно он все равно не понимает Отлично

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Кто нибудь видел блинчики для цыпленка му шу

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Нет кажется их не положили Ешь вилкой

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Му шу не едят вилкой

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Му шу едят с блинчиками типа китайского тако

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Понятно Тебе нужна ракушка тако Нет мне не нужна ракушка

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Мне нужен блинчик для му шу Я заказал блинчики Я их оплатил

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Где мои блинчики

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Алан остынь Не хочу Я хочу свой заказ

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И хотя бы раз в жизни я получу то что мне обещали

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Хлясть

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Estás contento

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Vamos no sabe qué significa Bien

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Alguien vio los panqueques para el pollo moo shu

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No parece que se los olvidaron Cómelo con un tenedor

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El moo shu no se come con tenedor

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Se come con un panqueque como un taco chino

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Bien Quieres una tortilla de taco No no quiero una tortilla de taco

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Quiero un panqueque para mi moo shu Pedí panqueques Pagué por panqueques

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Dónde diablos están mis panqueques

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Alan cálmate No me calmaré Quiero lo que pedí

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Y por una vez en la vida recibiré lo que me prometieron

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Fit chu

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Duration

39 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:57

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.