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Two and a Half Men

Are you happy? Anyway, I know you only deal with kids,but I didn't know where else to take...

Are you happy? Anyway, I know you only deal with kids,but I didn't know where else to take him

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Are you happy
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Anyway I know you only deal with kids but I didn't know where else to take him
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:19
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
22
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S03 • E14 Why don't you put some music on? - Two and a Half Men 00:13
Why don't you put some music on?
S01 • E01 All right. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
All right.
S01 • E17 I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells. - Two and a Half Men 00:37
I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells.
S10 • E04 Look at you making breakfast. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Look at you making breakfast.
S09 • E02 Where does she get off calling me a child? - Two and a Half Men 00:29
Where does she get off calling me a child?
S01 • E05 Okay. This is new for me. It's just... Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son. I have two mortgages, priv - Two and a Half Men 01:02
Okay. This is new for me. It's just... Charlie, I have...
S01 • E03 You know, that's an interesting sibling dynamic you've got goin' with your brother there. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
You know, that's an interesting sibling dynamic...
S01 • E10 Berta, nice looking bird, thanks for blowing off your family and cooking for ours. - Two and a Half Men 00:57
Berta, nice looking bird, thanks for blowing off your family...
S12 • E15 Honestly, I forgot she was here. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
Honestly, I forgot she was here.
S01 • E16 God, she's annoying. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
God, she's annoying.
S02 • E04 Oh, darling, that is just sick. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
Oh, darling, that is just sick.
S01 • E22 This is ridiculous. - Two and a Half Men 00:41
This is ridiculous.
S01 • E06 -He's getting killed out there. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
-He's getting killed out there.
S01 • E12 Rose, I really appreciate your help, but you don't have to pretend to be my girlfriend anymore. - Two and a Half Men 00:14
Rose, I really appreciate your help, but you don't have...
S09 • E04 You think you've beaten me, don't you? - Two and a Half Men 00:20
You think you've beaten me, don't you?
S01 • E20 Aren't you coming in, Charlie? - Two and a Half Men 00:18
Aren't you coming in, Charlie?
S01 • E01 - I think he's got you, pal. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
- I think he's got you, pal.
S07 • E10 Now get out - Two and a Half Men 00:04
Now get out
S05 • E02 I guess it's fate. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
I guess it's fate.
S01 • E23 That's the same fear I have with Jake, Ruth. - Two and a Half Men 00:27
That's the same fear I have with Jake, Ruth.