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Are you insane?

Two and a Half Men

Are you insane? No, but I hear the sister's a bit of a freak. Jake? Jake, go to your room....

Two and a Half Men • S01E13 • 2003

Are you insane? No, but I hear the sister's a bit of a freak. Jake? Jake, go to your room. If you want to talk about sex,why don't you go to your room? - Now!- Fine. First of all, I don't want to talkabout dating in front of my son while his mother and Iare in the middle of a divorce. Okay. That's very caring and sensitive. Now let me tell you aboutRevenge Sex's little sister, Casual. Alright, even if I weren't deathly ill,which I am, I wouldn't go on a blind double datewith you. - Why not?- Summer of my junior year? The Seals and Crofts concert? You got the incredible cheerleaderand I got her sister, The Incredible Hulk?

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Are you insane

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No but I hear the sister's a bit of a freak

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Jake Jake go to your room

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If you want to talk about sex why don't you go to your room

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Now Fine

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First of all I don't want to talk about dating in front of my son

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while his mother and I are in the middle of a divorce

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Okay That's very caring and sensitive

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Now let me tell you about Revenge Sex's little sister Casual

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Alright even if I weren't deathly ill which I am

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I wouldn't go on a blind double date with you

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Why not Summer of my junior year

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The Seals and Crofts concert

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You got the incredible cheerleader and I got her sister The Incredible Hulk

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أأنت مجنون

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كلا ولكنني سمعت أن الأخت مجنونة قليلا

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جايك جايك اذهب لغرفتك

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إن أردت أن تتحدث عن الجنس فلم لا تذهب لغرفتك

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الآن حسنا

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بداية أنا لا أريد التحدث عن المواعدة أمام ابني

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بينما أنا وأمه في حالة طلاق

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حسنا هذا حنون وحساس جدا

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الآن دعني أخبرك القليل من مضاجعة الإنتقام أيتها الأخت الصغرى معتادة

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حسنا حتى لو لم أكن مريض بشكل مميت وهو ما أنا فيه

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ما كنت لأذهب في موعد ثنائي معك بدون أن أرى من تواعدني

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لم لا صيف سنة التخرج

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حفلة الأختام والمزارع

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حصلت على المشجعة المذهلة وأنا أخذت أختها العملاق المذهل

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Est ce que tu es dingue

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Non mais je sais que sa sœur est un peu bizarre

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Jake Jake va dans ta chambre

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Si tu tiens tant à parler de sexe c'est toi qui devrais y aller

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Allez file J'y vais

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D'abord je ne veux pas qu'on parle de filles devant mon fils

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alors que sa mère et moi on est en plein divorce

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C'est vrai On ne doit pas heurter sa sensibilité

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Laisse moi un peu te décrire la sœur de la vengeance sexuelle

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Très bien Imaginons que je ne sois pas malade comme un chien ce qui est faux

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j'irais jamais à un rendez vous amoureux avec toi

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Pourquoi Tu te rappelles pas au collège

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Le jour où il y avait un concert

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T'étais avec l'incroyable reine de l'école et moi avec sa sœur l'incroyable Hulk

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Nein aber die Schwester soll ein bisschen verrückt sein

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Jake Jake geh in dein Zimmer

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Wenn du über Sex reden willst geh du doch in dein Zimmer

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Sofort Gut

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Also hör mal ich will vor meinem Sohn nicht über Dates reden

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während ich mit seiner Mutter in der Scheidung bin

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Ok das find ich sehr rücksichtsvoll

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Also die kleine Schwester vom Rachesex heißt Gelegenheitssex

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Also gut Selbst wenn ich nicht krank wäre was ich ja bin

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würde ich kein Blind Double Date mit dir machen

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Wieso denn nicht Der Sommer vor der letzten Klasse

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Das Seals and Crofts Konzert

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Du hast den unglaublichen Cheerleader ich die Schwester den Hulk

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Sie hat auf dich gestanden

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Ты с ума сошел

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Нет но я слышал что ее сестра вроде как извращенка

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Джейк Иди к себе

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Если вы хотите поговорить о сексе сами идите к себе

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Сейчас же Ладно

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Во первых я не хочу говорить об интимной жизни в присутствии сына

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пока мы с его матерью разводимся

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Ладно Ты очень заботливый и нежный отец

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Теперь дай рассказать о сестре мисс Секс из мести о мисс Случайные связи

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Допустим даже не будь я смертельно болен а я смертельно болен

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я бы не пошел на двойное свидание вслепую с тобой

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Почему нет Помнишь лето после 11 класса

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Концерт группы Se ls nd Crofts

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Тебе досталась красивая чирлидерша а мне ее сестра похожая на Халка

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:26

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

13

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.