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Two and a Half Men

Are you sure? Okay, thanks. I don't believe it. None of my bills have been paidin four...

Two and a Half Men • S01E14 • 2003

Are you sure? Okay, thanks. I don't believe it. None of my bills have been paidin four months. My credit is shot. All my cards are dead. You don't have to worryabout paying me this week. Thank you, Berta. I'll just take this espresso makerand be on my way. Call me when things pick up. Charlie, why haven't you beenpaying your bills? Alan, I don't pay my own bills.I've got a guy. Do you think you might wantto call your guy? Don't talk down to me, Alan.I'm not stupid. That's the first call I made. - And?- And his number is not in service at this time

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Are you sure

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Okay thanks

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I don't believe it

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None of my bills have been paid in four months

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My credit is shot All my cards are dead

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You don't have to worry about paying me this week

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Thank you Berta

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I'll just take this espresso maker and be on my way

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Call me when things pick up

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Charlie why haven't you been paying your bills

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Alan I don't pay my own bills I've got a guy

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Do you think you might want to call your guy

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Don't talk down to me Alan I'm not stupid

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That's the first call I made

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And And

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his number is not in service at this time

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أأنت واثق

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حسنا شكرا لك

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لا أصدق هذا

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لم يتم تسديد أي من الفاتورات الخاصة بي منذ 4 أشهر

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ائتماني انتهى كل بطاقتي توقفت

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لست بحاجة لتقلق حول دفعك لراتبي هذا الاسبوع

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شكرا لك يا بيرتا

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فقط سأخذ صانعة القهوة وامضي بطريقي

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اتصل بي عندما تنصلح الأمور

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تشارلي لم لم تدفع فاتوراتك

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آلن أنا لا أدفع فاتوراتي بنفسي فلدي رجل لهذا

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هل تعتقد أنه ربما انت بحاجة للإتصال بهذا الرجل

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لا تتحدث إلي بوضاعة يا آلن أنا لست غبيا

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لقد كان هذا أول اتصال لي

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و و

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رقمه ليس في الخدمة هذه الفترة

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Vous en êtes sûr

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D'accord merci

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J'arrive pas à y croire

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Pas une facture de payée depuis quatre mois

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Et ils disent que toutes mes cartes sont invalidées

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Vous n'aurez pas besoin de me payer cette semaine

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Merci Berta

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Je prends juste la machine à expresso et je m'en vais

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Appelez moi quand ça ira mieux

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Pourquoi tu n'as pas payé tes factures

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C'est pas moi qui m'en occupe J'ai quelqu'un qui gère ça

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Et si tu appelais ce quelqu'un qui te gère ça

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Attends une minute Je ne suis pas stupide

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Je l'ai tout de suite appelé

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Et alors Et alors

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le numéro n'est plus attribué à ce jour

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Sind Sie sicher

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Ok danke

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Das darf doch nicht wahr sein

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Seit 4 Monaten wurde keine Rechnung bezahlt

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Ich hab keinen Dispo mehr alle Karten sind tot

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Sie brauchen mir diese Woche kein Geld zu geben

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Danke Berta

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BERTA Ich nehme dafür einfach die Espressomaschine mit

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Wenn's was Neues gibt rufen Sie mich an

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ALAN Warum hast du die Rechnung nicht bezahlt

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Alan das mach ich nicht selber ich hab dafür jemanden

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Wie wär's wenn du ihn anrufen würdest

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Sei nicht so herablassend ich bin nicht blöd

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Den hab ich als 1 angerufen

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Und Und

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Der Teilnehmer ist vorübergehend nicht erreichbar

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Вы уверены

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Ладно спасибо

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Невероятно

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Мои счета не оплачиваются вот уже четыре месяца

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Мой кредит исчерпан Все мои карты заблокированы

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Можешь не спешить с оплатой на этой неделе Чарли

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Спасибо Берта

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Я просто возьму эту эспрессо машину и пойду

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Позвони когда дела пойдут на лад

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Чарли почему ты не платил по счетам

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Алан я не плачу сам по своим счетам У меня есть человек для этого

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Может позвонишь своему человеку

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Не говори со мной свысока Алан Я не дурак

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Я первым делом позвонил ему

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И И

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его номер сейчас отключен

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Está usted seguro

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Bien gracias

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No lo puedo creer

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No pagan mis facturas desde hace cuatro meses

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Tengo el crédito agotado Mis tarjetas no valen

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No tienes que preocuparte por pagarme esta semana

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Gracias Berta

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Me llevo la cafetera y me largo

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Llámame cuando mejoren las cosas

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Charlie por qué no has pagado tus facturas

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Alan yo no pago mis facturas Alguien lo hace por mí

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Y tal vez querrías llamar a ese alguien

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No me hables con superioridad No soy estúpido

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Es la primera llamada que hice

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Y Y

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su número no está disponible en este momento

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:49

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

14

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.