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Aren't you going to say anything?

Two and a Half Men

Aren't you going to say anything?- What? There was no question there. - God, you are such...

Two and a Half Men • S01E15 • 2003

Aren't you going to say anything?- What? There was no question there. - God, you are such an arrogant jerk.- See, your feelings are hurt. My feelings are fine. I think the real issue here is Frankielikes me better and it's driving you crazy. No. What's driving me crazy is that youfought tooth and nail to keep the lunatic out of this house,but now that she is here, you want her. I never said I wanted her. But you think that if you did want her, you could have hereven if I wanted her, too. - Aren't you going to say something?- There was no question there. Okay. Fine. Take your best shot.Let me just give you a little heads up. - I am way out in front.- Yeah? How do you figure? Frankie and I have already discussedhaving sex

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Aren't you going to say anything What There was no question there

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God you are such an arrogant jerk See your feelings are hurt

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My feelings are fine

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I think the real issue here is Frankie likes me better and it's driving you crazy

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No

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What's driving me crazy is that you fought tooth and nail to keep the lunatic

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out of this house but now that she is here you want her

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I never said I wanted her

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But you think that if you did want her

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you could have her even if I wanted her too

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Aren't you going to say something There was no question there

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Okay Fine

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Take your best shot Let me just give you a little heads up

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I am way out in front Yeah How do you figure

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Frankie and I have already discussed having sex

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ألن تقول أي شيء ماذا لم يكن هناك سؤال

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رباه يالك من متغطرس مغرور أترى لقد تأذت مشاعرك

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مشاعري بخير

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اعتقد أن المشكلة هنا بأن فرانكي تحبني أكثر وهذا يثير حنقك

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كلا

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ما يثير حنقي أنك قمت بالكثير كي أبقى المجنونة بعيدا عن المنزل

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ولكن بما أنها هنا الآن فانت تريدها لم أقل قط أنني أريدها

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ولكنك تعتقد أنك إن أردتها فيمكنك أن تحصل عليها حتى لو أردتها أنا أيضا

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ألن تقول أي شيء لم يكن هناك سؤال

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حسنا حسنا

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قم بأفضل ما لديك ولكن دعني ألمح لك

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انا متقدم كثيرا أجل كيف تعتقد هذا

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لقد تناقشت أنا و فرانكي بالفعل بشأن المضاجعة

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Tu n'as rien à dire Quoi C'était pas une question

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Ce que tu es arrogant quelquefois Tu vois tu commences déjà à souffrir

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Mon moral va très bien

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Je pense que la vraie question c'est que Frankie me préfère et que ça te rend fou

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Non

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Ce qui me rend fou c'est que tu luttes pour empêcher que cette cinglée

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ne vienne mais qu'une fois là tu aies envie d'elle

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J'ai pas dit ça

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Mais tu penses que si tu avais envie d'elle

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tu l'aurais même si j'avais envie d'elle

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Tu n'as rien à me dire C'était pas vraiment une question

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D'accord Vas y

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Tente un peu ta chance mais je préfère t'avertir

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J'ai une longueur d'avance sur toi Comment tu le sais

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Frankie et moi avons déjà discuté d'une éventuelle coucherie

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Willst du gar nichts sagen Warum Ist doch keine Frage

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Bist du ein arroganter Schnösel Siehst du Du bist verletzt

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Überhaupt nicht

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Scheinbar geht es dir nur darum dass sie mich lieber mag und das macht dich irre

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Nein

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Mich macht nur verrückt dass du erst mit Klauen und Zähnen kämpfst

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um die Irre hier rauszuekeln und jetzt willst du sie

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Das habe ich nie gesagt

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Aber du denkst wenn du sie wolltest

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könntest du sie kriegen selbst wenn ich sie wollte

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Willst du gar nichts sagen Warum Ist doch keine Frage

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Ok gut

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Versuch was du kannst aber ich warne dich

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ich bin dir weit voraus Ach wie kommst du darauf

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Frankie und ich haben schon über Sex geredet

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Kau tak ingin mengatakan apa pun Apa Jawabannya sudah jelas

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Kau bajingan sombong Lihat perasaanmu terluka

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Perasaanku baik baik saja

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Kurasa masalah sebenarnya Frankie lebih menyukaiku

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dan itu membuatmu gila

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Tidak

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Yang membuatku gila adalah kau berusaha sekuatmu agar si gila

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tak masuk rumah ini tetapi kini kau menginginkannya

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Aku tak pernah katakan itu

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Tetapi kau berpikir jika kau memang inginkan dia

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kau bisa mendapatkannya walau aku juga ingin dia

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Kau tak ingin mengatakan apa pun Jawabannya sudah jelas

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Baik

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Berusahalah sekerasmu Kuberi kau sedikit peringatan

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Aku jauh di depanmu Dari mana kau tahu

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Frankie dan aku sudah bicara tentang berhubungan seks

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Ты не собираешься отвечать Что Ты ничего не спрашивал

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Боже какой же ты высокомерный придурок Видишь ты страдаешь

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Я не страдаю

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Проблема в том что Фрэнки определенно предпочитает меня

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и это сводит тебя с ума

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Нет

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Меня сводит с ума то что ты был так против этой чокнутой

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а теперь когда она здесь ты ее хочешь

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Я не говорил что хочу ее

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Но ты думаешь что если бы ты хотел ее

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то добился бы ее даже если бы я тоже ее хотел

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Ты не собираешься отвечать Ты ничего не спрашивал

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Ладно Отлично

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Попытайся Позволь мне только тебя предупредить

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Я тебя уже обыгрываю Да С чего ты взял

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Мы с Фрэнки уже говорили о сексе

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No piensas decir nada Qué Eso no era una pregunta

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Dios eres un arrogante de narices Ves ya te sientes herido

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Estoy bien

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Lo que pasa es que Frankie me prefiere a mí y eso te vuelve loco

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No

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Lo que me vuelve loco es que intentaste por todos los medios echar a la loca

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de esta casa pero ahora que está aquí la deseas

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No he dicho que la desee

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Pero crees que si la desearas

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ella sería tuya aunque yo también la deseara

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No piensas decir nada Eso no era una pregunta

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Vale De acuerdo

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Ve a por todas Pero te advierto una cosa

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Te llevo mucha ventaja Sí Y eso por qué

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Frankie y yo ya hemos hablado de acostarnos

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Duration

52 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:46

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

15

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.