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As reassuring as that sounds, we can't go out tonight

Two and a Half Men

As reassuring as that sounds,we can't go out tonight. We're getting up early to go to...

Two and a Half Men • S01E03 • 2003

As reassuring as that sounds,we can't go out tonight. We're getting up early to go to Disneyland. We? Yeah. I thought that maybeyou'd want to come with us. Alan, I'm not thrilled about having onesmall rodent in my house. Why would I drive fifty milesto see their kingdom? I'll go! Maybe some other time, Rose. It turns outwe're not gonna need a babysitter tonight. No problem.I'm gonna take this seat cushion, okay? Knock yourself out. Why does she want your seat cushion? I don't know why she brought it,I don't know why she's taking it. Okay, then, I'll see you later. Wait, you're still going out? Yeah. Why? I thought you wanted usto spend some time together. Here? Okay

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As reassuring as that sounds we can't go out tonight

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We're getting up early to go to Disneyland

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We

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Yeah I thought that maybe you'd want to come with us

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Alan I'm not thrilled about having one small rodent in my house

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Why would I drive fifty miles to see their kingdom

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I'll go

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Maybe some other time Rose It turns out we're not gonna need a babysitter tonight

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No problem I'm gonna take this seat cushion okay

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Knock yourself out

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Why does she want your seat cushion

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I don't know why she brought it I don't know why she's taking it

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Okay then I'll see you later

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Wait you're still going out

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Yeah Why

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I thought you wanted us to spend some time together

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Here

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Okay

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أنني مطمأن مثل ما يبدو هذا

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نحن لا يمكننا ان نخرج الليله علينا ان نستيقض من وقت لنذهب إلى ديزني لاند

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نحن

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أجل ظننت أنك تريد ان تاتي معنا

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ألن أنا لست سعيد بوجود قارض صغير في منزلي

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لماذا سأقود لخمسين ميلا لأرى مملكتهم

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أنا سئأتي أنا سئأتي

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ربما في ليله أخرى يا روز يبدو اننا لن نتحتاج جليسة أطفال لليله

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لا مشكله أنا س آخذ مسند الكرسي حسنا

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خذي راحتك

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لماذا تريد مسند كرسيك

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لا أعلم لماذا جلبته ولا أعلم لماذا تاخذه

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حسنا إذا سأراك لاحقا إنتظر هل مازلت ستخرج

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أجل لماذا

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ظننت أنك تريدنا ان نقضي بعض الوقت معا

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هنا أجل

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حسنا

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Aussi rassurant cela soit il il est pas question de sortir ce soir

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Demain on va à Disneyland aux aurores

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On

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Oui Je pensais que ça te ferait plaisir de venir

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Je suis déjà pas fou de joie d'avoir un rongeur chez moi

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Pourquoi je ferais 80 bornes pour visiter leur royaume

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Je veux y aller

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Ce sera pour une autre fois Rose On n'aura pas besoin de toi ce soir

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Sans problème Je prends le coussin de la chaise t'es d'accord

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Tu es ici chez toi

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Pourquoi elle emporte un de tes coussins

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J'ignore pourquoi elle l'a apporté et pourquoi elle le reprend

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Bon à tout à l'heure

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Tu comptes quand même sortir

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Oui Pourquoi

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Je croyais que tu voulais qu'on passe du temps tous les deux

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Ici

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Si tu veux

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So vertrauenerweckend sich das auch anhört können wir jetzt nicht weggehen

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Wir müssen morgen Früh raus wegen Disneyland

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Wir

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Ja Ich dachte du willst vielleicht mitfahren

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Ich werde schon verrückt wenn ich weiß dass ein Nagetier im Haus ist

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Warum sollte ich 80 km weit in ihr Königreich fahren

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Ich will hin

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Vielleicht ein andermal Rose Wir merken wir brauchen heute keinen Babysitter

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Kein Problem Ich nehme die Sesselauflage mit ok

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Hau rein Baby

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Warum will sie deine Auflage

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Ich weiß nicht Ich weiß auch nicht warum sie sie hergebracht hat

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Ok dann bis später

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ALAN Warte mal willst du immer noch weggehen

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Ja wieso

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Dachte du wolltest dass wir uns einen netten Abend machen

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Hier

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Ok

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АЛАН Вы меня очень успокоили но мы никуда не пойдем

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Завтра рано утром мы едем в Диснейленд

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ЧАРЛИ Мы

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АЛАН Да я думал ты захочешь с нами

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ЧАРЛИ Алан я и одного грызуна еле терплю Зачем мне ехать 50 миль в их королевство

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РОУЗ Возьмите меня меня

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ЧАРЛИ В другой раз Роуз И оказывается нам сегодня не нужна няня

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РОУЗ Хорошо Тогда я заберу подушку для кресла

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ЧАРЛИ Забирай

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АЛАН Зачем ей твоя подушка

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ЧАРЛИ Не знаю зачем она её принесла и зачем забирает

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Ну ладно Тогда пока

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АЛАН Ты всё равно идешь выпить

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ЧАРЛИ Да а что

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АЛАН А я думал ты хочешь побыть со мной

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ЧАРЛИ Здесь

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Ладно

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Aunque suena muy tranquilizador no podemos salir esta noche

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Tenemos que madrugar para ir a Disneyland

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Tenemos

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Sí He pensado que tal vez querrías ir con nosotros

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Alan no me entusiasma tener un pequeño roedor en mi casa

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Por qué habría de conducir 80 km para ver su reino

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Yo iré

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Tal vez otro día Rose Al final no necesitaremos canguro esta noche

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No hay problema Voy a coger este cojín vale

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Tú misma

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Para qué quiere ese cojín

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No sé para qué lo trajo ni para qué se lo lleva

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Bueno hasta luego

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Espera vas a salir

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Sí Por qué

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Creía que querías que pasáramos algún rato juntos

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Aquí

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De acuerdo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:58

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.