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Two and a Half Men

Call you. I hate this kid. What the hell is going on here? You said "hell. " - Throw $1 in...

Two and a Half Men • S01E01 • 2003

Call you. I hate this kid. What the hell is going on here? You said "hell. " - Throw $1 in the pot.- What? Hey, we all had to. Charlie, may I speak with youprivately, please? - Whose deal is it?- Jake, go to bed! I'm out. What is wrong with you? Are you insane? Do you have any senseof right and wrong? Probably not. How was dinner? How could you put Jake in a poker gamewith grown men? I obviously can't be trusted. So, how was dinner? I leave you alone with himfor a couple of hours... I'm just gonna keep asking, Alan. Dinner was swell. We both hadthe veal piccata and she's gay!

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Call you

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I hate this kid

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What the hell is going on here

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You said hell

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Throw 1 in the pot What

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Hey we all had to

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Charlie may I speak with you privately please

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Whose deal is it Jake go to bed

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I'm out

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What is wrong with you Are you insane

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Do you have any sense of right and wrong

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Probably not How was dinner

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How could you put Jake in a poker game with grown men

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I obviously can't be trusted

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So how was dinner

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I leave you alone with him for a couple of hours

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I'm just gonna keep asking Alan

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Dinner was swell We both had the veal piccata and she's gay

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هيا بنا انا أكره هذا الولد

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ماذا يحدث هنا بحق الجحيم

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لقد قلت جحيم ضع دولار في الجره

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ماذا جميعنا فعلنا هذا

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تشارلي هل من الممكن أن اتكلم معك بنفراد

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دور من الأن جيك أذهب للنوم

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أنا خارج

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ما المشكله بك هل انت مجنون

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ليس لديك أي احساس بالصح والخطأ

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ربما لا كيف كان العشاء

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كيف وضعت جيك على طاولت بوكر مع رجال راشدين

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من الواضح أنه لا يمكن أن أ ئت من

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إذا كيف كان العشاء وضعته معك فقط لساعتيين

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سأستمر أسئل يا ألن العشاء كان جيدا

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كلانا اكل لحم العجل وهي شاذه

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Je déteste ce gosse

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Qu'est ce que c'est ce bordel

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Tu as dit un gros mot

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Mets 1 dans le pot Quoi

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Oui c'est ce qu'on a tous fait

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Charlie je peux te parler en privé deux secondes

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À qui la donne Jake au lit

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Sans moi

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Qu'est ce qui cloche chez toi T'es fou

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Tu n'as aucun sens du bien et du mal

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Apparemment non Alors ce dîner

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Tu as laissé Jake jouer au poker avec ces types

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Tu sais que je suis pas digne de confiance

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Alors c'était comment le dîner

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Je te le confie seulement deux ou trois heures

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Réponds à la question

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On a mangé du veau piccata et elle est gouine

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АЛАН Ужин прошел отлично ели телятину она лесбиянка

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ЧАРЛИ Ух ты

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Обычно женщины не едят телятину

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АЛАН Зачем я вообще с тобой разговариваю

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ЧАРЛИ Да ладно тебе

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Я же пытаюсь тебя подбодрить

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АЛАН Не нужно меня подбадривать

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Мой мир погрузился во мрак

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Холод и мрак

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И ты мне не поможешь

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ЧАРЛИ Да ну

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Когда тебе некуда было идти я помог

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АЛАН Это была моя ошибка

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ЧАРЛИ Ты уверен

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Может составим список

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ДЖЕЙК Дядя Чарли

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No voy a dejar de preguntarlo Alan

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La cena genial Los dos comimos ternera y ella es lesbiana

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Vaya

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Pocas mujeres comen ternera

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No sé ni por qué intento hablar contigo

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Vamos hombre que sólo pretendo animarte un poco

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No necesito animarme Vivo en un mundo sombrío

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Sombrío y lluvioso

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Y tú no sirves para nada en él

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En serio Pues sí que te serví cuando necesitaste un techo

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Está claro que fue un error

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Estás seguro

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Igual deberíamos hacer una lista

Available in 5 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:56

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.