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Charlie, what are you gonna do?

Two and a Half Men

Charlie, what are you gonna do? What do you think? I just woke up. Come on. They couldbe...

Two and a Half Men • S01E07 • 2003

Charlie, what are you gonna do? What do you think? I just woke up. Come on. They couldbe lathering each other up right now! Alan, you're not helping this go any faster. I can't believe this is going onunder my own roof. Well, under your roof. God knows what's going on under my roof. - You know, there is good news here.- Really? What's that? Now we know whyI never got anywhere with Cindy. Hello? Me? Okay, listen. What do we really know here? Your wife has taken up surfing. We're good so far, right? She made a new friend. Still good? Yeah, I guess. Do we know for a factthat they're showering together? - No.- Okay. So what do we know for sureabout Cindy and Judith? Cindy's not interested in you,and Judith thinks she's gay

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Charlie what are you gonna do

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What do you think I just woke up

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Come on They could be lathering each other up right now

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Alan you're not helping this go any faster

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I can't believe this is going on under my own roof Well under your roof

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God knows what's going on under my roof

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You know there is good news here Really What's that

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Now we know why I never got anywhere with Cindy

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Hello Me

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Okay listen

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What do we really know here

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Your wife has taken up surfing

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We're good so far right

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She made a new friend Still good

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Yeah I guess

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Do we know for a fact that they're showering together

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No Okay

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So what do we know for sure about Cindy and Judith

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Cindy's not interested in you and Judith thinks she's gay

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تشارلي ما الذي تفعله

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ماذا تعتقد لقد استيقظت لتوي

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بربك قد يكونا يضعنا الرغوة على أنفسهنا الآن

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آلن أنت لا تساعد هذا بالإسراع

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لا أصدق أن هذا يحدث في منزلي حسنا في منزلك

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الله يعلم ما يحدث بمنزلي

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أتعلم هناك أمور جيدة هنا حقا وما هي

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الآن نعرف لم لم أصل إلى نتيجة مع سيندي

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مرحبا أنا

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حسنا اسمعني

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ما نعرفه فعلا هنا

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زوجتك تتعلم ركوب الأمواج

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نحن بخير حتى الآن صحيح

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لقد عقدت صداقة جديدة لازلنا بخير

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أجل اعتقد هذا

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هل نعلم بشكل أكيد انهنا يستحممنا سويا

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كلا حسنا

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إذن ما الذي نعرفه بالتأكيد حول جوديث و سيندي

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سيندي غير مهتمة بك و جوديث تعتقد أنها شاذة

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Qu'est ce que tu vas faire

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À ton avis Je viens de me réveiller

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Dépêche toi elles en sont peut être à se savonner à l'heure qu'il est

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Tu ne m'aides pas je fais au plus vite là

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J'arrive pas à croire que ça va se passer sous mon toit Ton toit

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Dieu sait ce qui doit se passer sous le mien

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Il y a une bonne nouvelle dans l'histoire Qu'est ce que c'est

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Je commence à comprendre pourquoi j'arrive pas à me faire Cindy

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Hé oh et moi

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Bon écoute

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qu'est ce qu'on sait vraiment

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Ta femme apprend à faire du surf

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jusque là ça va

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Elle a une nouvelle copine Ça tient toujours

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Oui

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Sait on de façon certaine qu'elles prennent leur douche ensemble

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Non D'accord

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Que savons nous de façon sûre à propos de Cindy et Judith

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On sait que Cindy ne s'intéresse pas à toi et que Judith sait qu'elle est gay

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Charlie was hast du denn vor

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CHARLIE Was glaubst du Ich bin gerade aufgewacht

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Vielleicht rubbeln sich die beiden genau jetzt gegenseitig trocken

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CHARLIE Das hilft mir nicht schneller zu machen

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Unfassbar dass so was unter meinem Dach vorgeht Na ja unter deinem Dach

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Wer weiß was unter meinem Dach vorgeht

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CHARLIE Das Ganze hat auch sein Gutes

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Was soll denn das sein

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Jetzt wissen wir warum ich bei Cindy nicht landen konnte

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Hallo es geht um mich

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Stöhnt verzweifelt auf

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Okay hör zu

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Was wissen wir denn genau

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Deine Frau lernt surfen

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So weit so gut nicht wahr

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Aha

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Dabei hat sie eine Freundin gefunden Noch ok

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Schätze ja

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Wissen wir genau dass sie zusammen duschen

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Nein Ok

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Was wissen wir denn nun genau über Cindy und Judith

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Cindy ist nicht an dir interessiert und Judith hält sich für eine Lesbe

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Чарли что ты будешь делать

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Ты как думаешь Я только что встал

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Быстрее Они наверное уже намыливают друг друга

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Алан этим ты процесс не ускоришь

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Не верится что это происходит под моей крышей Ну под твоей

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Бог знает что происходит под моей крышей

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Знаешь в этом есть и плюс Правда Что за плюс

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Теперь мы знаем почему у меня ничего не вышло с Синди

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Ау А как же я

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Так слушай

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Что мы на самом деле знаем

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Твоя жена решила заняться серфингом

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Пока все понятно так

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У нее новая подруга Все еще ясно

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Да пожалуй

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Мы точно знаем что они принимают душ вместе

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Нет Хорошо

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Так что нам точно известно о Синди и Джудит

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Синди ты не интересен а Джудит думает что она лесбиянка

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Charlie Que vas a hacer

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Tu que piensas Acabo de despertar

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Vamos Vamos pueden estarse enjabonando en este momento

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Alan no me estas ayudando para que esto vaya mas rápido

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No puedo creer que esto pase en mi propio techo

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bueno en tu techo

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Dios sabe que esta pasando bajo mi techo

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Tu sabes hay buenas noticias aquí

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Oh Si Cuales son

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Ahora sabemos porque nunca conseguí algo con Cindy

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hola Yo

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Ok Escucha

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Que sabes realmente aquí

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Tu esposa a decidido practicar surf esta yendo todo bien cierto

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Uh huh

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ella hizo una amiga Sigue bien

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Yea Supongo

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Tenemos la Certeza que están tomando un baño juntos

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No

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Ok Entonces como estas tan seguro lo que pasa con Cindy y Judith

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Cindy no esta interesada en ti y Judith Piensa es gay

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Duration

62 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:54

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.