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Two and a Half Men

I don't have to cross my legs. I don't have to crossmy legs, either

(coughs) (sighs) (singsongy):
I don't have to cross my legs. I don't have to cross
my legs, either

Full Transcript

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(coughs)
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(sighs)
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(singsongy): I don't have to cross my legs.
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I don't have to cross my legs, either.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
124
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:14
Uploaded
Aug 20, 2023
Season
9
Episode
18
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S07 • E17 She ain't coming back - Two and a Half Men 00:04
She ain't coming back
S09 • E09 What are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What are you doing here
S06 • E18 Son of a bitch - Two and a Half Men 00:06
Son of a bitch
S11 • E18 What the hell is going on - Two and a Half Men 00:03
What the hell is going on
S01 • E14 I can't go through with this, Alan. - Two and a Half Men 00:37
I can't go through with this, Alan.
S01 • E22 Are you happy? - Two and a Half Men 00:13
Are you happy?
S03 • E14 Why don't you put some music on? - Two and a Half Men 00:13
Why don't you put some music on?
S01 • E01 All right. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
All right.
S01 • E17 I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells. - Two and a Half Men 00:37
I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells.
S10 • E04 Look at you making breakfast. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Look at you making breakfast.
S09 • E02 Where does she get off calling me a child? - Two and a Half Men 00:29
Where does she get off calling me a child?
S01 • E05 Okay. This is new for me. It's just... Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son. I have two mortgages, priv - Two and a Half Men 01:02
Okay. This is new for me. It's just... Charlie, I have...
S01 • E03 You know, that's an interesting sibling dynamic you've got goin' with your brother there. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
You know, that's an interesting sibling dynamic...
S01 • E10 Berta, nice looking bird, thanks for blowing off your family and cooking for ours. - Two and a Half Men 00:57
Berta, nice looking bird, thanks for blowing off your family...
S12 • E15 Honestly, I forgot she was here. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
Honestly, I forgot she was here.
S01 • E16 God, she's annoying. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
God, she's annoying.
S02 • E04 Oh, darling, that is just sick. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
Oh, darling, that is just sick.
S01 • E22 This is ridiculous. - Two and a Half Men 00:41
This is ridiculous.
S01 • E06 -He's getting killed out there. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
-He's getting killed out there.
S01 • E12 Rose, I really appreciate your help, but you don't have to pretend to be my girlfriend anymore. - Two and a Half Men 00:14
Rose, I really appreciate your help, but you don't have...