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Custody of Jake would go to who?

Two and a Half Men

Custody of Jake would go to who?- Actually, it would be "whom. " - Alan, who gets Jake?-...

Two and a Half Men • S01E17 • 2003

Custody of Jake would go to who?- Actually, it would be "whom. " - Alan, who gets Jake?- Now, see, that's grammatically correct. - Alan.- Jerry and Faye. Jerry and Faye who? - Your sister's son and his wife.- Them? You would bypass your own mother in favor of two potato farmerson Long Island? They're agriculture professorsin Rhode Island. Really? Who am I thinking ofwho lives on Long Island? I have no idea. - Well, regardless, I am deeply insulted.- Come on, Mom. This is only if Judith and I both die,and we're not dying. - At least, not before you.- Now you're wishing me dead. - No, Mom. No, it's...- Give me back my picture

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Custody of Jake would go to who Actually it would be whom

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Alan who gets Jake Now see that's grammatically correct

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Alan Jerry and Faye

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Jerry and Faye who

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Your sister's son and his wife Them

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You would bypass your own mother

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in favor of two potato farmers on Long Island

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They're agriculture professors in Rhode Island

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Really

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Who am I thinking of who lives on Long Island

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I have no idea

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Well regardless I am deeply insulted Come on Mom

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This is only if Judith and I both die and we're not dying

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At least not before you Now you're wishing me dead

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No Mom No it's Give me back my picture

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ستنتقل لمن يا آلن في الواقع بصيغة المثنى

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آلن من سيحصل على جايك الآن أترين هذا صائب قواعديا

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آلن جيري و فاي

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من جيري و فاي

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ابن أختك وزوجته هم

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كنت ستتجاوز والدتك لأجل فلاحين بطاطس في لونغ ايلاند

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إنها أستاذان جامعيان في كلية الزراعة في رود ايلاند

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حقا

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من كنت أفكر به من يعيش في رود ايلاند

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ليس لدي أدنى فكرة

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حسنا بإهمال هذا فأنا اشعر الإهانة بربك يا أمي

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هذا إن كنا سنموت أنا و جوديث ونحن لن نموت

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على الأقل ليس قبلك الآن أنت تتمنى موتي

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كلا يا أمي إنه اعد لي صورتي

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La garde de Jake irait à quoi Il serait plus correct de dire à qui

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Alan qui aura Jake Ça c'est grammaticalement correct

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Alan Jerry et Faye

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Jerry et Faye c'est qui

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C'est le fils de ta sœur et sa femme Tu as pensé à eux

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Tu oserais court circuiter ta propre mère

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en faveur d'une paire de paysans de Long lsland

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Lls sont professeurs d'agriculture à Rhode lsland

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Oui

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Mais alors qui je connais qui vit à Long lsland

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Je n'en ai aucune idée

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En tout cas je suis choquée Je t'en prie maman

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C'est juste si Judith et moi on meurt On ne va pas mourir

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En tout cas pas avant toi Voilà que tu me veux morte

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Non maman Non je Allez rends moi mon portrait

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und sag Hey Dagobert Sie sagen mir nicht was ich zu tun habe

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Sie können mich mit Ihrem Geld nicht kaufen

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Und dann schmeißt du sein Handy weg

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Ja ich werde mein Handy in den feurigen Abgrund werfen

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wo er seine armen Leute lässt

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Zerkratz es doch

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Für den Notfall hat meine Mom immer noch deine Nummer

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Ich will dass sie glaubt dass ich ihr etwas bieten könnte

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Ich habe dieses Mädel gern Elvin

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Ich will dass sie meine Freundin wird

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Sie sieht mich Sie sieht mich nur als ein Teilzeit Kindermädchen und das ist

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Aber du bist doch eines

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Ich will aber dass sie denkt ich wäre klug

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Wie wäre es mit einer Fake Brille

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Bei mir klappt das

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Okay okay ich bin auf dem Weg zu seinem Büro

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und ich habe hier eine Rede die ich für Dagobert vorbereitet habe

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und ich will die üben

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Warum hörst du auch auf Nick

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Das ist eine schlechte Idee

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Geheimprotokoll Alter

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Du benutzt mein Handy

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Das hat nichts mit Geheimprotokoll zu tun

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Du benutzt einfach mein Handy

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Das ist ein Gruppen Anruf Ich rede nur in meinem Wohnzimmer

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und das geht zufällig in dieses Ding da rein

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Okay ich werde mit einem Zitat gegen Sozialdarwinismus anfangen

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dann eine Diskussion über die Blütezeit der US Wirtschaft

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Hak asuh Jake akan jatuh ke siapa Sebenarnya yang benar kepada siapa

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Alan siapa yang mendapatkan Jake Itu benar secara tata bahasa

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Alan Jerry dan Faye

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Siapa Jerry dan Faye

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Anak laki laki adikmu dan istrinya Mereka

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Kau melewati ibumu sendiri

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demi dua orang petani kentang di Long Island

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Mereka dosen pertanian di Rhode Island

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Sungguh

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Siapa yang kupikirkan yang tinggal di Long Island

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Aku tidak tahu

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Tetap saja aku sangat tersinggung Ayolah Bu

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Ini hanya jika aku dan Judith mati dan kami tidak sekarat

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Setidaknya tidak sebelum kau Sekarang kau berharap aku mati

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Tidak Bu Tidak ini Kembalikan fotoku

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Кто станет опекуном Джейка Вообще то станут

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Алан кто получит Джейка Вот видишь теперь правильно

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Алан Джерри и Фейя

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Кто такие Джерри и Фейя

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Сын твоей сестры с женой Они

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Ты кинешь собственную мать

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ради двух фермеров из Лонг Айленда

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Они профессоры агрономии на Род Айленде

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Неужели

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А кто тогда живет на Лонг Айленде

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Понятия не имею

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Без разницы я очень обижена Перестань мама

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Это только если мы с Джудит умрем а мы не собираемся

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По крайней мере до тебя Теперь ты мне смерти желаешь

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Нет мама просто Отдай фотографию

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La custodia de Jake sería para quién De hecho sería para quiénes

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Alan quién se quedaría con Jake Mira eso es gramaticalmente correcto

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Alan Jerry y Faye

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Quiénes son Jerry y Faye

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El hijo de tu hermana y su mujer Ellos

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Dejarías de lado a tu propia madre

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poniendo por delante a dos granjeros de Long Island

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Son profesores de agricultura en Rhode Island

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En serio

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En quién estoy pensando que vive en Long Island

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Ni idea

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Bueno da igual Me siento muy insultada

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Vamos mamá

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Esto es sólo si Judith y yo muriésemos y no nos moriremos

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Por lo menos no antes que tú

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Ahora te gustaría que estuviera muerta

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No mamá Es que Devuélveme mi foto

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

21

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:01

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

17

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.