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Dave, we need a Duraflame log

Two and a Half Men

Dave, we need a Duraflame log. Okay. - Who's that? Your brother?- No, he's... Look,...

Two and a Half Men • S01E09 • 2003

Dave, we need a Duraflame log. Okay. - Who's that? Your brother?- No, he's... Look, Charlie, I knowI probably should've given you a call, but I thought that after last weekend,it was pretty clear, it wasn't gonna work outbetween you and me. What? I was happy to entertainyour nephew for a while. I mean, he's a great kid,but who's got the energy? And your mother,she's been calling me all week. She wants to go to a spinning classwith me. What is up with that? I thought you two hit it off. I'm from the Midwest. I was being polite. What did you think was going on? That. - So, no hard feelings?- No, of course not. So you and Dave, how serious is that? Goodbye, Charlie

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Dave we need a Duraflame log

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Okay

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Who's that Your brother No he's

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Look Charlie I know I probably should've given you a call

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but I thought that after last weekend it was pretty clear

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it wasn't gonna work out between you and me

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What

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I was happy to entertain your nephew for a while

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I mean he's a great kid but who's got the energy

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And your mother she's been calling me all week

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She wants to go to a spinning class with me What is up with that

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I thought you two hit it off

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I'm from the Midwest I was being polite

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What did you think was going on

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That

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So no hard feelings No of course not

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So you and Dave how serious is that

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Goodbye Charlie

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نحتاج لمشعلات يا عزيزي

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حسنا

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من هذا أخاك كلا إنه

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اسمعني يا تشارلي أعلم أنه لربما كان يجب أن اتصل بك

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ولكن اعتقدت أنه بعد الأسبوع الماضي فأن الأمر واضح

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أن العلاقة بيننا لن تجدي نفعا

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ماذا

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لقد كنت سعيدة بتسلية ابن اخيك لفترة

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أعني أنه طفل رائع ولكن من لديه طاقة لهذا

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ووالدتك إنها تتصل بي طوال الأسبوع

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إنها تريد الذهاب لفصل العجلة البدالة معي ما خطب هذا

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لقد اعتقد أن كلاكنا ترابطتنا

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أنا من منتصف الغرب كنت فقط لبقة

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ما الذي كنت تعتقد أنه يحدث بيننا

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هذا

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إذن لا مشاعر سيئة كلا بالطبع

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إذن انت و داف كم هذا جاد

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الوداع يا تشارلي

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Tu as trouvé la bûche longue durée

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J'y vais

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Qui c'est Ton frère Non c'est

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Écoute Charlie Je sais bien que j'aurais dû t'appeler

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mais j'ai pensé qu'après le week end dernier c'était clair

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que nous deux ça ne fonctionnerait pas

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Quoi

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J'ai été contente de m'occuper un peu de ton neveu

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C'est un brave gosse mais il faut de l'énergie

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Et ta mère elle m'a appelée toute la semaine

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Elle veut m'apprendre à filer C'est du délire

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Je croyais que vous vous entendiez bien

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Je viens du Midwest J'étais juste polie

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Qu'est ce que tu croyais

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Ça

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Sans rancune Sans rancune

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Toi et Dave C'est sérieux ou quoi

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Au revoir Charlie

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Dave holst du uns Kaminanzünder

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Ok

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Wer ist das dein Bruder Nein das ist

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Ach weißt du Charlie ich weiß ich hätte dich anrufen sollen

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aber nach dem letzten Wochenende war doch ziemlich klar

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dass es mit uns beiden nicht klappen würde

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Was

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Es war ganz nett deinen Neffen eine Weile zu unterhalten

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Ich meine er ist ja nett aber wer hat die Energie

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Und deine Mutter hat mich pausenlos angerufen

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sie will mit mir einen Spinning Kurs machen was soll denn das

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Ich dachte ihr versteht euch

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Ich komme vom Land ich war nur höflich

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Was dachtest du denn was läuft

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Das

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Also nichts für ungut Nein klar vergiss es

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Also du und Dave wie ernst ist es denn

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Machs gut Charlie

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Дэйв нам нужно бревно для искусственного камина

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Ладно

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Кто это Твой брат Нет это

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Послушай Чарли я знаю что должна была тебе позвонить

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но я подумала что после прошлых выходных стало ясно

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что у нас с тобой ничего не выйдет

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Что

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Я была рада развлекать твоего племянника какое то время

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Он прекрасный мальчик но у кого хватит сил на него

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А твоя мать звонила мне всю неделю

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Она хочет пойти со мной на велотренажеры Что это за дела

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Я думал вы понравились друг другу

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Я со Среднего Запада Я была вежлива с ней

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Что по твоему происходило

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Это

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Значит без обид Конечно без обид

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Насколько все серьезно между тобой и Дэйвом

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Прощай Чарли

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Dave necesito leña

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Quién es ese Tu hermano

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No el es

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Oh mira Charlie

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Lo sé probablemente debí llamarte alguna vez pero justamente

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después del último fin de semana

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estuvo perfectamente claro que no iban a funcionar las cosas entre tú y yo

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Qué

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Bueno quiero decir Era feliz entreteniendo

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a tu sobrino durante un tiempo

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Quiero decir el es un gran niño pero de dónde saca la energía Y tu madre

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Ella me ha estado llamando toda la semana

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Ella quiere ir a unas clases de spinning conmigo Digo para que

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Pensé que se llevaban bien

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Soy del oeste Estaba siendo cortes

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Que pensabas que iba a pasar

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Eso

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Entonces sin rencores

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No no por supuesto que no

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entonces tu y Dave que tan serio es eso

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Adiós Charlie

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Duration

61 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:54

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.