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Dear God!

Two and a Half Men

Dear God!- Oh, hell! Prudence, you're 16 years old. You want to end up on a...

Two and a Half Men • S01E12 • 2003

Dear God!- Oh, hell! Prudence, you're 16 years old. You want to end up on a breathingmachine like your Uncle Chick? - Mom lets me smoke.- Well, why didn't you say so? No reason I shouldn't trustthe judgment of a woman who's off selling bootleg Metallica t-shirtsat a monster truck rally. Mom sounds like a real go-getter. So what am I supposed to do here all day? You're supposed to help me clean,that's what. Here. You can start with his toilet

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Dear God Oh hell

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Prudence you're 16 years old

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You want to end up on a breathing machine like your Uncle Chick

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Mom lets me smoke Well why didn't you say so

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No reason I shouldn't trust the judgment of a woman

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who's off selling bootleg Metallica t shirts at a monster truck rally

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Mom sounds like a real go getter

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So what am I supposed to do here all day

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You're supposed to help me clean that's what Here

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You can start with his toilet

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رباه العزيز ياللجحيم

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برودنس أنت بعمر السادسة عشر

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اتريدين أن ينتهي الأمر بك على جهاز تنفس كعمك تشيك

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أمي تدعني أدخن حسنا لم لم تقولي هذا

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لا يوجد سبب يجعلني لا أثق في قرار امرأة

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التي تبيع قمصان الماتشيلا المهربة في سباق الشاحنات العملاقة

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امي تبدو حقا كفائزة

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إذن ما الذي يفترض أن أفعله هنا طوال اليوم

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يجب ان تساعديني في التنظيف هاك

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يمكن ان تبدأي بحمامه

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Nom d'un chien Nom de Dieu

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Prudence tu as 16 ans

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Tu veux finir par respirer artificiellement comme tonton Chick

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Maman me laisse fumer Dans ce cas ça change tout

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Comment ne pas se fier aux jugements d'une femme

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qui vend des tee shirts sans manches de Metallica à une course de camions

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Maman a l'air d'être une vraie fonceuse

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Je suis supposée faire quoi toute la journée

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Tu es supposée m'aider à nettoyer cette maison Tiens

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Attaque par ses toilettes

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Gütiger Gott Ach du Schande

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Prudence du bist doch erst 16

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Willst du etwa an der Beatmungsmaschine enden wie dein Onkel Chick

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Mom lässt mich rauchen Warum hast du das nicht gleich gesagt

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Warum sollte ich auch nicht dem Urteil einer Frau trauen

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die gerade auf einer Monstertruck Rallye gefälschte Metallica T Shirts verkauft

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Mom scheint zu wissen was sie will

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Was mach ich denn hier den ganzen Tag

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Du hilfst mir beim Saubermachen das machst du

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Und du fängst mit seinem Klo an

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Господи Вот черт

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Пруденс тебе 16 лет

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Хочешь закончить как дядя Чик на аппарате ИВЛ

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Мама разрешает мне курить Что ж ты сразу не сказала

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Разве можно сомневаться в суждениях женщины

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которая из под полы торгует футболками на гонках монстр траков

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А мамашка то предприимчивая

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И что мне тут делать целый день

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Помогать мне убираться Держи

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Можешь начать с его туалета

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Díos santo La madre

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Prudence tienes 16 años

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Quieres acabar conectada a una máquina de oxígeno como tío Chick

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Mamá me deja fumar Por qué no lo habías dicho antes

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No voy a desconfiar del sentido común de una mujer

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que vende camisetas de Metallica robadas en espectáculos de camiones

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A mamá se la ve ambiciosa

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Y qué voy a hacer aquí todo el día

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Me ayudarás a limpiar eso harás Ten

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Puedes empezar con su baño

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Duration

31 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:40

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

12

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.