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Did you fix it?

Two and a Half Men

Did you fix it?- Not quite. It doesn't seem likeyou're changing anything. No? Well,...

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

Did you fix it?- Not quite. It doesn't seem likeyou're changing anything. No? Well, sometimes change happens,Judith, and you can't see it. Okay. Fine. When you're done fixing this, would you come and take a lookat the garbage disposal? - Sure.- Thank you. Wait, no. What? No, I won't come insideand look at the garbage disposal. Why not? I know when I'm being used, Judith,and not in a fun way. What are you talking about? Who are we kidding? The marriage is over. You're just afraid to move on,so, you keep dragging me over here, and I'm afraid to move on,so I keep coming

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Did you fix it Not quite

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It doesn't seem like you're changing anything

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No Well sometimes change happens Judith and you can't see it

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Okay Fine When you're done fixing this

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would you come and take a look at the garbage disposal

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Sure Thank you

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Wait no

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What

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No I won't come inside and look at the garbage disposal

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Why not

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I know when I'm being used Judith and not in a fun way

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What are you talking about

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Who are we kidding The marriage is over

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You're just afraid to move on so you keep dragging me over here

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and I'm afraid to move on so I keep coming

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هل أصلحته

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ليس تماما

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لا يبدو انك غيرت شيء في الأمر

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أه حسنا أحيانا التغير يحدث يا جودث بدون ان تلاحظيه

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حسنا لا بأس عندما تنتهي من أصلاح هذا

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هل بأمكانك المجيء للداخل وتنظر إلى مدمر القمامه

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بالطبع شكرا

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أنتظري لا

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ماذا

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لا لن أئتي للداخل لأصلح مدمر القمامه

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لما لا

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أعلم عندما استغل يا جودث وليس بالطريقه المسليه

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عن ماذا تتكلم

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من نخدع زواجنا إنتهى

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أنت فقط خائفه من المضي في حياتك لهذا تستمرين في جري إلى هنا

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وانا اخاف ان أمضي في حياتي لهذا أستمر بالقدوم

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Non lmmédiatement on ne voit rien Pourtant les choses changent

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Très bien Quand tu auras fini dans le jardin

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tu pourras venir à l'intérieur déboucher l'évier

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Oui Merci

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Attends non

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Pardon

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Non Je ne déboucherai pas l'évier

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Pourquoi

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Je ne suis pas ton homme à tout faire Sauf sur le plan sexuel

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De quoi tu parles

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Ouvrons les yeux Notre mariage est terminé

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Tu as peur du changement C'est pour ça que tu me fais venir ici

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J'accepte parce que ça me fait peur aussi

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Au revoir Judith Refais ta vie

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J'espère que tu vas enfin trouver la chose que tu recherches

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Hast du es hingekriegt Noch nicht ganz

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Ich glaube du wirst dich nie ändern

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Nein Es gibt manchmal Veränderungen die man nicht gleich erkennt Judith

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Ok gut Kommst du dann rein und reparierst

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den Abfluss Häcksler wenn du hier fertig bist

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Klar Danke

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Warte nein

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Was

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Nein ich komme nicht rein und repariere den Abfluss Häcksler

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Und warum nicht

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Ich merke wenn ich ausgenutzt werde Judith Und nicht auf die angenehme Art

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Was meinst du damit

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Machen wir uns nichts vor Wir sind praktisch geschieden

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ALAN Nur hast du Angst davor deshalb bestellst du mich immer wieder her

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und ich hab Angst davor und deshalb komme ich immer wieder

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АЛАН Я не стану заходить и смотреть что с мусоропроводом

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ДЖУДИТ Почему

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АЛАН Потому что Джудит я знаю когда меня используют не ради приятных целей

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ДЖУДИТ О чем ты

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АЛАН Кого мы обманываем

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Нашему браку конец Ты боишься идти дальше и продолжаешь меня вызывать

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Я боюсь идти дальше и продолжаю приходить

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Прощай Джудит

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Ты свободна

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Надеюсь ты найдешь то что ищешь

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ЧАРЛИ Джейк

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Что там у тебя

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ДЖЕЙК Просто немного хлеба

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ЧАРЛИ Скажи что ты не кормишь чаек

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Lo arreglaste tú No del todo

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No parece que estés cambiando nada

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No A veces hay cambios que no se ven Judith

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De acuerdo Cuando hayas arreglado esto

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puedes echarle un vistazo al sistema de la basura

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Claro Gracias

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Espera No

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Qué

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No voy a pasar y mirar el sistema de la basura

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Por qué no

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Sé cuando se aprovechan de mí Judith y hablo de la diversión

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De qué estás hablando

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A quién engañamos Nuestro matrimonio acabó

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Sólo estás asustada de seguir adelante y sigues atrayéndome aquí

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y yo también estoy asustado y sigo viniendo

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Duration

48 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:57

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.