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Don't be ridiculous

Two and a Half Men

Don't be ridiculous.Judith doesn't even like sex. I mean, all she kept saying wasshe feels...

Two and a Half Men • S01E01 • 2003

Don't be ridiculous.Judith doesn't even like sex. I mean, all she kept saying wasshe feels suffocated, you know? She kept going on and on,"I'm suffocating. " What does that mean, you know?Has a woman ever said that to you? Well, yeah. But not a woman who doesn't like sex. And Jake. This could just destroy Jake. - Jake?- My son. Teenagers are pretty sophisticatedthese days. He's 10. - Charlie, I'm going to go.- No. You two need to talk.I'll call you tomorrow. I'm sorry to hear about you and your wife. Come on, you leaving isn't gonnabring them back together again

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Don't be ridiculous Judith doesn't even like sex

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I mean all she kept saying was she feels suffocated you know

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She kept going on and on I'm suffocating

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What does that mean you know Has a woman ever said that to you

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Well yeah

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But not a woman who doesn't like sex

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And Jake This could just destroy Jake

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Jake My son

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Teenagers are pretty sophisticated these days

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He's 10

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Charlie I'm going to go No

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You two need to talk I'll call you tomorrow

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I'm sorry to hear about you and your wife

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Come on you leaving isn't gonna bring them back together again

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أنا زوج جيد أنني مخلص هل هي كذالك

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هل هي ماذا مخلصه

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لا تكون سخيفا جوديث في الأصل لاتحب الجنس

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كل ما تنفك تقوله

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أنها تعاني

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أنها تستمر بالقول أنني أعاني أنني أعاني

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ماذا يعني هذا أنت تعرف هل قالت لك إمرأه هذا الشيء من قبل

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أوه أجل

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لكن ليست إمراه لا تحب الجنس

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و و جيك

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هذا سيدمر جيك

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جيك إبني

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أوه أجل المراهقون متطورن جدا هذه الأيام

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أنه في العاشره

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تشارلي أنا سأذهب

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Je suis un bon mari je suis fidèle

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Et elle Et elle quoi

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Elle est fidèle

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Ne dis pas de sottises Judith déteste le sexe

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Elle arrête pas de dire qu'elle a l'impression d'étouffer

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Elle arrête pas de dire ''Je suffoque ''

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Pourquoi elle me disait ça hein Une femme t'a déjà dit ça

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Oui

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Mais c'était des femmes qui adoraient le sexe

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Et Jake Tout ça va le faire souffrir c'est sûr

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Jake Mon fils

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Les ados sont beaucoup plus matures de nos jours

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ll a dix ans

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Charlie je préfère y aller Non

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АЛАН Не смеши меня Джудит терпеть не может секс

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Она вечно говорит что задыхается Всё время повторяет

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я задыхаюсь задыхаюсь

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Что это значит Тебе женщины такое говорили

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ЧАРЛИ Да

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Но этой секс нравился

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АЛАН И Джейк просто этого не вынесет

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ЧАРЛИ Джейк

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АЛАН Мой сын

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ЧАРЛИ В 13 лет подростки очень продвинуты

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АЛАН Ему 10

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ДЕВУШКА Чарли я пойду

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ЧАРЛИ О нет

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ДЕВУШКА Вам надо поговорить завтра позвоню И сочувствую насчет вашей жены

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ЧАРЛИ Да ладно своим уходом ты их не помиришь

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No seas ridículo A Judith ni le gusta el sexo

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Lo único en lo que insistía era en que se ahogaba sabes

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No paraba de decir Me ahogo

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Qué significa eso Alguna vez te lo ha dicho una mujer

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Pues sí

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Pero no una a la que no le gusta el sexo

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Y Jake Esto podría destrozar a Jake

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Jake Mi hijo

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Los adolescentes de hoy en día son muy sofisticados

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Tiene 10 años

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Charlie yo me voy No

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Ustedes tienen que hablar Mañana te llamo

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Lamento lo de tu mujer

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Venga que te vayas no les va a hacer reconciliarse

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Duration

43 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:29

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.