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Don't look at my tiles, Alan
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Two and a Half Men

Don't look at my tiles, Alan. Scrabble eyes, my sweet patootie.He's a tile peeker. Rose,...

Don't look at my tiles, Alan. Scrabble eyes, my sweet patootie.He's a tile peeker. Rose, listen. I think I owe you an apology. You mean for seducing mewith your roguish charms and then dumping melike a bag of old doorknobs? That, and more recently... I told Alan that you were being nice to himjust to get close to me. And I've come to realizethat's my own paranoia about women trying to manipulate me.And I'm sorry that I projected that on you. Come here, you big silly. - I forgive you.- Really? Thank you. Okay. I gotta go. Your brotheris out of control with that egg timer

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Don't look at my tiles Alan
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Scrabble eyes my sweet patootie He's a tile peeker
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Rose listen I think I owe you an apology
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You mean for seducing me with your roguish charms
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and then dumping me like a bag of old doorknobs
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That and more recently
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I told Alan that you were being nice to him just to get close to me
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And I've come to realize that's my own paranoia about women
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trying to manipulate me And I'm sorry that I projected that on you
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Come here you big silly
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I forgive you Really
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Thank you
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Okay I gotta go Your brother is out of control with that egg timer
Available in 6 languages
Duration
54 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:21
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.