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Don't wait up

Two and a Half Men

Don't wait up.- Back to Vegas? Even better. Sherman Oaks. The gateway to Van Nuys. Kate...

Two and a Half Men • S01E05 • 2003

Don't wait up.- Back to Vegas? Even better. Sherman Oaks. The gateway to Van Nuys. Kate again? You have no cluewhat you're getting involved in - with these divorced soccer moms.- You're right. I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue.It's part of my charm. At least keep in mind that allthese women talk to each other. So anything you dowill get back to my wife, and somehow become my fault. That doesn't seem fair

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Don't wait up Back to Vegas

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Even better Sherman Oaks

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The gateway to Van Nuys

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Kate again

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You have no clue what you're getting involved in

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with these divorced soccer moms You're right

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I don't have a clue I've never had a clue It's part of my charm

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At least keep in mind that all these women talk to each other

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So anything you do will get back to my wife

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and somehow become my fault

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That doesn't seem fair

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لا تنتظرني هل ستعود لفيجاس

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بل أفضل شيرمان أوكس

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البوابه ل فان نيس

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كيت مجددا

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تشارلي أنت ليس لديك أي فكره

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بما تتورط به مع هائولاء الأمهات المطلقات

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أنت محق ليس لدي فكره لم يكن لدي فكره أبدا هذا جزء من سحري

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على الأقل ضع في بالك أن هأولأ النساء يتحدثن لبعض

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لذا أي شيء تفعله سيصل لزوجتي

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وبطريقه ما سيصبح خطأي

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هذا لا يبدو عدلا

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Ne m'attends pas Tu repars à Vegas

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Non mieux que ça Sherman Oaks

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Le guet apens organisé

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Encore cette Kate

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Tu n'as aucune idée de ce que l'avenir peut réserver

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avec ces mères de footballeurs C'est vrai

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Je n'ai aucune idée J'en ai jamais eu C'est mon charme

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Ne perds pas de vue que ces femmes parlent entre elles

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Ce que tu feras reviendra aux oreilles de Judith

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et ce sera forcément ma faute

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Je trouve ça injuste

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CHARLIE Ich komme spät wieder ALAN Wieder nach Vegas

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Viel besser Sherman Oaks

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Da bebt die Erde Junge

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Schon wieder Kate

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Du hast keinen Schimmer worauf du dich bei diesen

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geschiedenen Fußballmüttern einlässt Genau

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Ich hab noch nie einen Schimmer gehabt das gehört zu meinem Charme

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Merk dir wenigstens das die Frauen tratschen alle miteinander

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Alles was du tust wird meine Frau erfahren

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und irgendwie werde ich dran schuld sein

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Wie unfair

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Ach na ja

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ЧАРЛИ Вернусь поздно

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АЛАН Опять в Вегас

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ЧАРЛИ Лучше В Шермон Оукс

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Врата любви

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АЛАН Опять Кейт Ты не понимаешь куда ведут встречи с этими одинокими мамашами

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ЧАРЛИ Ты прав Не понимаю И никогда не понимал В этом моя изюминка

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АЛАН Помни одно Они все общаются И твои подвиги станут известны моей жене

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и виноват буду я

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ЧАРЛИ Так нечестно

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Ну да ладно

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No me esperes despierto Otra vez Las Vegas

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Mejor incluso Sherman Oaks

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La puerta hacia Van Nuys

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Kate otra vez

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No tienes ni idea de dónde te estás metiendo con

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estas madres divorciadas del fútbol

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Cierto

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No tengo ni idea Nunca la he tenido Es parte de mi encanto

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Al menos ten en cuenta que estas madres hablan entre ellas

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Y lo que hagas llegará a los oídos de mi mujer

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y de alguna manera será culpa mía

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No parece justo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:39

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.