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Finish your jingle?

Two and a Half Men

Finish your jingle? How can I work? First, Wendy took Jake Rollerblading.Then she took him...

Two and a Half Men • S01E09 • 2003

Finish your jingle? How can I work? First, Wendy took Jake Rollerblading.Then she took him to the movies. Now she's in the kitchen,making us all dinner. That bitch. Don't you get it? She's using your kidto turn a nice, casual relationship into a relationship. Okay, now I getwhere you're coming from. - Thank you.- You're paranoid and you're nuts. Perfect timing. Dinner's ready. Did you see that? She's wearing an apron. In my house! Do you know what that means? I'm gonna stick with paranoidand nuts, Bob. Are you sure that you don't want meto stay and do the dishes? Positive. Alan would just re-washthem anyways

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Finish your jingle

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How can I work

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First Wendy took Jake Rollerblading Then she took him to the movies

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Now she's in the kitchen making us all dinner

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That bitch

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Don't you get it

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She's using your kid to turn a nice casual relationship

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into a relationship

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Okay now I get where you're coming from

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Thank you You're paranoid and you're nuts

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Perfect timing Dinner's ready

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Did you see that

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She's wearing an apron

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In my house

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Do you know what that means

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I'm gonna stick with paranoid and nuts Bob

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Are you sure that you don't want me to stay and do the dishes

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Positive Alan would just re wash them anyways

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هل أنهيت أغنيتك

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كيف لي أن أعمل

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بداية أخذت ويندي جايك للتزلج ثم بعدها أخذته لمشاهدة فيلم

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والآن هي في المطبخ تعد لنا العشاء جميعا

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تلك اللعينة

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ألم تفهم

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إنها تستخدم ابنك لتحويل علاقة لطيفة وممتعة

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إلى علاقة جادة

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حسنا الآن أفهمك

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شكرا لك أنت مذعور وأحمق

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وقت مثالي العشاء جاهز

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أرأيت هذا

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إنها ترتدي مئزر في منزلي

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أتعلم ما يعنيه هذا

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أنني سألتصق بمذعور وأحمق يا بوب

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أواثق أنك لا ترغب مني أن أبقى وأغسل الصحون

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كلا فإن آلن سيعيد غسيلها على كل

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T'as fini ton jingle

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Et je travaille comment

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D'abord Wendy invite Jake à faire du roller puis elle l'emmène au ciné

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et là elle est dans la cuisine pour nous faire à dîner

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Quel monstre

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Tu ne comprends donc pas

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Elle se sert de ton fils pour rendre une relation physique distrayante

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en une espèce de triste relation de couple

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D'accord je vois d'où vient ton problème

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Enfin Tu es paranoïaque et tu es dingue

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Si ça vous dit le dîner est prêt

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Est ce que t'as vu ça

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Elle porte un tablier

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Dans ma cuisine

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Est ce que tu comprends

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Je comprends qu'on va devoir t'enfermer

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Tu es sûr tu ne veux pas que je reste pour faire la vaisselle

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T'inquiète pas De toute façon Alan l'aurait refaite après ton départ

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Hast du dein Jingle fertig

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Wie soll ich jetzt arbeiten

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Erst fährt Wendy mit Jake Rollerblade dann geht sie mit ihm ins Kino

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Jetzt ist sie in der Küche und macht uns allen was zu essen

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Schlampe

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Verstehst du denn nicht

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Sie missbraucht dein Kind um eine nette unverfängliche Beziehung

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in eine Beziehung zu verwandeln

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Okay jetzt versteh ich was bei dir läuft

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Danke Du bist paranoid und gaga

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Perfektes Timing das Essen ist fertig

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Flüstert Hast du das gesehen

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Sie trägt eine Schürze Mann

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In meinem Haus

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Weißt du was das heißt

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Ich bleib bei paranoid und gaga

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Und ich soll wirklich nicht bleiben und das Geschirr spülen

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Wirklich nicht Alan würde es sowieso nochmal spülen

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Закончил песню

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Как мне работать

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Сначала Уэнди пошла с Джейком кататься на роликах потом повела его в кино

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Теперь она на кухне готовит всем нам ужин

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Вот стерва

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Ты что не понимаешь

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Она использует твоего ребенка чтобы превратить приятный легкий роман

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в отношения

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А теперь я тебя понимаю

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Спасибо Ты чокнутый параноик

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Ты как раз вовремя Ужин готов

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Ты это видел

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На ней фартук

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В моем доме

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Знаешь что это значит

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Я придерживаюсь прежней версии Ты чокнутый параноик приятель

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Ты точно не хочешь чтобы я осталась и помыла посуду

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Точно Алан все равно ее перемоет

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Hey Acabaste tu música

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Como puedo trabajar

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Primero Wendy llevo a Jake a patinar

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Después lo llevo al cine

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Ahora ella está en la cocina haciéndonos la cena

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Esa perra

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No lo comprendes

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Ella está usando a tu hijo para dar vuelta de una relación casual

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a una RELACION

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Okay okay ahora comprendo lo que quieres decir

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Gracias

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Eres un paranoico y loco

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Tiempo perfecto La comida esta lista

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Viste eso

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Ella está usando una delantal

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En mi casa

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Sabes lo que eso significa

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Voy a continuar diciendo que eres un paranoico y loco Bob

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Estas seguro que no quieres que me quede y lave los platos

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Si Alan los volvera a lavar de todas maneras

Available in 6 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:45

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.