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For God's sake, Rose!

Two and a Half Men

00 in the morning? Haven't you heardof the Neighborhood Watch? - We don't have a...

Two and a Half Men • S01E22 • 2003

For God's sake, Rose! Isn't there enough poopon the carpet tonight? What are you doing here? I'm sorry. I saw your lights come onand I was worried. Why were you looking at my houseat 3:00 in the morning? Haven't you heardof the Neighborhood Watch? - We don't have a Neighborhood Watch.- Well, not yet. If we did, I surely couldn't stroll in herelike I just did. Yeah. - So, what's going on?- Nothing. Alan was sleepwalking. - At least, I hope that was sleepwalking.- Sure. My parents used to puta football helmet on me - and strap me in bed.- You were a sleepwalker? No. - Good night, Rose.- Good night, Charlie. Thank you, I had a wonderful time

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For God's sake Rose

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Isn't there enough poop on the carpet tonight

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What are you doing here

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I'm sorry I saw your lights come on and I was worried

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Why were you looking at my house at 3 00 in the morning

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Haven't you heard of the Neighborhood Watch

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We don't have a Neighborhood Watch Well not yet

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If we did I surely couldn't stroll in here like I just did

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Yeah

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So what's going on Nothing Alan was sleepwalking

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At least I hope that was sleepwalking Sure

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My parents used to put a football helmet on me

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and strap me in bed You were a sleepwalker

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No

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Good night Rose Good night Charlie

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Thank you I had a wonderful time

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بحق الله يـ روز

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أليس هنالك مايكفي من الفضلات على السجادة الليلة

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ما الذي تفعلينه هنا

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أنا آسفة لقد رأيت نورك يضاء و أصبحت قلقة

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لماذا كنت تنظرين الى منزلي في الساعة الثالثة صباحا

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ألم تسمع عن مجموعة لمراقبة الحي

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نحن ليس لدينا مجموعة لمراقبة للحي حسنا ليس بعد

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لو كان لدينا بالتأكيد لن أستطيع التسلق والدخول الى هنا كما فعلت قبل قليل

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نعم

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إذا ما الذي يحدث لاشيء الن كان يمشي بينما هو نائم

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على الاقل أتمنى أن ذلك كان المشي أثناء النوم بالطبع

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والدي أعتاد أن يضعوا خوذة كرة القدم علي ويقيودوني على السرير

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أنت كنت تمشين اثناء النوم

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لا

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ليلة سعيدة يـ روز ليلة سعيدة يـ شارلي

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شكرا لك لقد حظيت بوقت رائع

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Bon Dieu Rose

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Il n'y a pas assez de crottes sur la moquette

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Qu'est ce que tu fais ici

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Excuse moi j'ai vu de la lumière et je me suis inquiétée

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Pourquoi regardais tu ma maison à trois heures du matin

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T'as pas entendu parler de la surveillance des voisins

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On n'a pas ça nous Pas encore en effet

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Sinon je n'aurais pas pu entrer ici comme je viens de le faire

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Ouais

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Alors qu'est ce qui s'est passé Rien Alan est somnambule

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Enfin j'espère que c'était ça Je vois

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Mes vieux devaient me mettre un casque de football

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et m'attacher au lit T'étais somnambule

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Non

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Bonne nuit Rose Bonne nuit Charlie

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Et merci j'ai passé une merveilleuse soirée

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Haben wir nicht genug Würstchen auf dem Teppich

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Was machst du denn hier

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Ich sah bei dir die Lichter angehen und machte mir Sorgen

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Warum beobachtest du denn um 3 Uhr nachts mein Haus

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Noch nie etwas von Nachbarschaftswache gehört

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Wir haben keine Nachbarschaftswache Naja noch keine

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Hätten wir eine hätte ich nicht einfach hier reinschneien können

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Ja

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Was war denn los Nichts Alan ist schlafgewandelt

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Jedenfalls hoffe ich das Verstehe

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Meine Eltern setzten mir einen Motorradhelm auf

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und fesselten mich ans Bett Du warst Schlafwandlerin

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Nein

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Gute Nacht Rose Gute Nacht Charlie

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Danke es war toll mit dir

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Господи боже Роуз

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У нас на ковре и так хватает помета

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Что ты тут делаешь

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Извини Я увидела у вас свет и забеспокоилась

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Зачем ты разглядывала мой дом в 3 часа ночи

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Разве ты не слышал о программе Соседи на страже

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У нас нет такой программы Пока нет

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Если бы была я бы уж точно не смогла проникнуть сюда таким образом

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Да

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Так что происходит Ничего Алан ходил во сне

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По меньшей мере надеюсь что во сне Понятно

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Мои родители надевали на меня шлем

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и привязывали к кровати

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Ты тоже ходила во сне Нет

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Спокойной ночи Роуз Спокойной ночи Чарли

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Спасибо я чудесно провела время

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Por todos los cielos Rose

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No hay suficiente excremento en la alfombra ya

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Qué haces aquí

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Lo siento Vi las luces encendidas y me preocupé

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Por qué mirabas mi casa a las 3 00 de la mañana

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No oíste hablar de la vigilancia vecinal

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Nosotros no tenemos vigilancia vecinal Aún no

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Si la tuviéramos seguramente yo no podría entrar aquí como ahora

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Sí

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Qué sucede Nada Alan estaba caminando dormido

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Al menos espero que fuera eso Claro

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Mis padres me ponían un casco de fútbol

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y me ataban a la cama Eras sonámbula

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No

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Buenas noches Rose Buenas noches Charlie

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Gracias la pasé muy bien

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Duration

53 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:35

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.