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Hey, Berta

Two and a Half Men

Hey, Berta. Morning. Now, you know I hate to criticize,but the coffee filters you've been...

Two and a Half Men • S01E12 • 2003

Hey, Berta. Morning. Now, you know I hate to criticize,but the coffee filters you've been buying have chemicals in them. And I love it! Get out of my way. - What's wrong with her?- Apparently she has children. And one of them showed up last nightand left her little girl, who I have to drag with me everywhere because I can't leave her alonein the house. - So you brought her here?- Yeah. Is that gonna be a problem? - No.- That's wonderful. - Happy to have her.- Yeah. - So where is she?- She's playing with Jake. Good. A little playmate for Jake. That'll give him something to do for today. I hope they're quiet'cause I got a lot of work to do. Nana, did you throw outmy cigarettes again?

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Hey Berta Morning

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Now you know I hate to criticize but the coffee filters you've been buying

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have chemicals in them

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And I love it

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Get out of my way

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What's wrong with her Apparently she has children

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And one of them showed up last night and left her little girl

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who I have to drag with me everywhere

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because I can't leave her alone in the house

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So you brought her here Yeah

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Is that gonna be a problem

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No That's wonderful

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Happy to have her Yeah

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So where is she She's playing with Jake

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Good A little playmate for Jake

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That'll give him something to do for today

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I hope they're quiet 'cause I got a lot of work to do

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Nana did you throw out my cigarettes again

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مرحبا يا بيرتا صباح الخير

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الآن أنت تعرف أنني أكره الإنتقاد ولكن مصفي القهوة التي اشتريته

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به مواد كيميائية

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وأنا أحبه

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ابتعد عن طريقي

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ما خطبها من الواضح أن لديها أبناء

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وظهرت واحدة بالأمس وتركت ابنتها

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والتي كنت اسحبها معي في كل مكان

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لأنني لا يمكن أن ادعها وحدها في المنزل

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إذن هل احضرتيها إلى هنا أجل

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أسيمثل هذا مشكلة

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كلا هذا رائع

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من السعادة ان نحظي بها أجل

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إذن أين هي إنها تلعب مع جايك

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جيد شريكة لعب لـ جايك

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هذا سيمنحه شيء يقوم به اليوم

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آمل أن يكونا هادئين لأن لدي الكثير من العمل

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جدتي هل ألقيت بسيجارتي مجددا

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Berta bonjour

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Je déteste faire des critiques mais les filtres à café que vous avez achetés

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ont des produits chimiques

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Et je les adore

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Dégagez le passage

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Qu'est ce qu'elle a Apparemment elle a des enfants

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Une de mes filles est venue hier soir et m'a laissé sa gosse

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que je dois emmener avec moi où que j'aille

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car elle fait trop de dégâts toute seule

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Votre petite fille est là Oui

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Ça vous pose un problème

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Non C'est merveilleux

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On est ravis Oui

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Et elle est où Elle s'amuse avec Jake

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Chouette Une copine pour Jake

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Au moins il s'ennuiera pas aujourd'hui

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Va falloir qu'ils jouent tranquille j'ai du travail

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Mamie c'est toi qui as jeté mon paquet de cigarettes

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Hey Berta Morgen

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Also ich kritisiere Sie ja nur ungern aber die Kaffeefilter die Sie da kaufen

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sind chemisch verseucht

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Und das liebe ich

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Gehen Sie mir aus dem Weg

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Wow was hat sie denn Offenbar hat sie Kinder

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Und eins davon ist gestern aufgekreuzt und hat mir ihre Kleine aufgehängt

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die ich jetzt überall mit rumschleppen muss

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weil ich sie nicht allein zu Hause lassen kann

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Sie haben sie mitgebracht Ja

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Ist das etwa ein Problem

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Nein Ich find's wundervoll

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CHARLIE Überhaupt nicht im Gegenteil ALAN Genau

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Und wo ist sie Sie spielt mit Jake

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Sehr gut eine Spielkameradin für Jake

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Dann hat er heute was zu tun

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Ich hoffe nur dass sie leise sind Ich hab heute viel Arbeit

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Hast du meine Kippen schon wieder weggeworfen Nana

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Не хотелось бы придираться но в этих фильтрах для кофемашины

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химикаты

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И мне они нравятся

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Не мешайся под ногами

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Что это с ней Очевидно у нее есть дети

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И одна из них вчера вечером оставила мне свою дочурку

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которую мне приходится всюду таскать с собой

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потому что одну ее оставлять дома нельзя

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И ты привела ее сюда Да

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Что то не так

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Нет Это замечательно

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Мы рады что она здесь Да

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Так где она Играет с Джейком

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Хорошо Товарищ по играм для Джейка

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Ему хоть будет чем заняться

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Надеюсь они не будут шуметь а то у меня много работы

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Бабушка ты опять выкинула мои сигареты

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Hola Berta buenos días

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Sabes que no me gusta criticar pero los filtros de café que compras

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contienen productos químicos

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Me encanta

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Sal de ahí

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Qué le pasa Parece ser que tiene hijos

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Una se presentó anoche y dejó a su hija

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a quien llevo a todas partes

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porque no puedo dejarla sola en casa

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La has traído Sí

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Es eso un problema

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No Es fenomenal

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Nos alegramos Sí

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Dónde está Juega con Jake

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Perfecto una compañera para Jake

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Así hoy estará entretenido

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Espero que no hagan ruido tengo mucho que hacer

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Abuela me has vuelto a tirar los cigarrillos

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:49

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

12

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.