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Hey, Charlie!

Two and a Half Men

Hey, Charlie!- What? Are you nuts?You can't put that in the freezer. It's ice cream....

Two and a Half Men • S01E24 • 2003

Hey, Charlie!- What? Are you nuts?You can't put that in the freezer. It's ice cream. Store-bought, not hand-cranked. Yeah, you're hilarious. You're lucky I'm still talking to you after tossing my swimmerson the Coast Highway. - What?- It's nothing. Thanks to you, I got to reschedulethe whole deal for this afternoon. - What whole deal?- It's not important, Jake. Why shouldn't he know? Okay, go ahead. Explain it to him. Well, Jake, your uncle Charlie is getting a vasectomy

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Hey Charlie What

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Are you nuts You can't put that in the freezer

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It's ice cream

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Store bought not hand cranked

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Yeah you're hilarious

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You're lucky I'm still talking to you

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after tossing my swimmers on the Coast Highway

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What It's nothing

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Thanks to you I got to reschedule the whole deal for this afternoon

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What whole deal It's not important Jake

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Why shouldn't he know

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Okay go ahead Explain it to him

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Well Jake

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your uncle Charlie is getting a vasectomy

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أمجنون أنت لا يمكنك وضع هذا في المجمد

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إنها مثلجات

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مشتري من المتجر وليس تصنيع يدوي

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أجل أنت مضحك

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أنت محظوظ أنني لازلت اتحدث معك

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بعد أن ألقيت بسوائلي في الطريق السريع

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ماذا لا شيء

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بفضلك يجب أن أعيد تنظيم هذا الأمر بعد العصر مرة أخرى

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ما هو هذا الأمر ليس بالأمر الهام يا جايك

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لم لا يجب أن يعلم

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حسنا امض قدما اشرحها له

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حسنا يا جايك

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عمك تشارلي يقوم بعملية عقم

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ما عيب السيارة التي لديك الآن

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Charlie Quoi

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T'es fou Tu vas pas mettre ça dans le congélateur

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C'est de la glace

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De chez le marchand pas faite maison

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C'est ça t'es hilarant

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Tu as du bol que je te parle encore

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après que t'as balancé mes petits sur la nationale

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Quoi Rien

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Grâce à toi j'ai dû tout reprogrammer pour cet après midi

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Reprogrammer quoi Aucune importance

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Pourquoi on ne lui dirait pas

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D'accord vas y explique lui

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Eh bien voilà Jake

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Ton tonton Charlie va se faire vasectomiser

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Hey Charlie Was ist denn

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Du kannst das doch nicht im Kühlschrank verwahren

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Das ist Eiscreme

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Gekauft nicht handgerührt

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Ja sehr witzig

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Du hast Glück dass ich noch mit dir rede

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nachdem du meine Schwimmer auf den Highway warfst

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Was Nichts

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Wegen dir muss ich das heute alles nochmal machen

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Was machen Unwichtig Jake

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Soll er das nicht wissen

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Ok Na los Erkläre es ihm

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Also Jake

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dein Onkel Charlie kriegt eine Vasektomie

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Hei Charlie Apa

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Kau gila Jangan taruh itu di pendingin

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Ini es krim

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Beli di toko bukan buatan tangan

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Ya kau lucu

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Untung aku tak marah

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setelah kau buang perenangku di jalan

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Apa Bukan apa apa

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Terima kasih aku harus menjadwal ulang seluruhnya sore ini

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Seluruhnya apa Tak penting Jake

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Kenapa dia tak boleh tahu

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Baiklah jelaskan kepadanya

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Jake

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Чарли Что

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Спятил Нельзя класть это в холодильник

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Это мороженое

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Купил в магазине а не сам надоил

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Очень смешно

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Радуйся что я с тобой разговариваю

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после того как ты выбросил моих малышей в окно

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Что Да ничего

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Из за тебя пришлось переносить мероприятие на сегодня

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Какое мероприятие Неважно

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Зачем от него скрывать

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Давай Объясни ему

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Что ж Джейк

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Дяде Чарли нужна вазэктомия

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Charlie Que

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Estas loco No puedes poner eso en el refrigerador

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Es helado

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Comprado en la tienda y hecho a mano

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Si es hilarante

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Tienes suerte de que todavía te hablo

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A pesar de haber tirado mis nadadores en la autopista

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Que No es nada

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Gracias a ti Tuve que cambiar todo para esta tarde

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Todo que No es importante Jake

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Porque el no puede saber

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Está bien Explícale

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Bien Jake

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Tu tío Charlie va a hacerse una vasectomía

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Duration

40 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:19

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

24

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.