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Hey, it's Charlie

Two and a Half Men

Hey, it's Charlie.Do your thing when you hear the beep. Listen, you lousy S.O.B.,I will...

Two and a Half Men • S01E01 • 2003

Hey, it's Charlie.Do your thing when you hear the beep. Listen, you lousy S.O.B.,I will not be treated like this. Either you call me,or you are gonna be very, very sorry. I love you, Monkey Man. Charlie? Who was that? Damn telemarketers. A telemarketer who calls youMonkey Man? I'm on some weird list. Okay, it's a woman I went out with onceand she got a little clingy. You are a bad, bad boy. And yet, you're always the onegetting spanked

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Hey it's Charlie Do your thing when you hear the beep

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Listen you lousy S O B I will not be treated like this

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Either you call me or you are gonna be very very sorry

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I love you Monkey Man

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Charlie

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Who was that

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Damn telemarketers

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A telemarketer who calls you Monkey Man

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I'm on some weird list

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Okay it's a woman I went out with once and she got a little clingy

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You are a bad bad boy

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And yet you're always the one getting spanked

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هذا لك لان ا لا تذهب بعيدا

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لا تقلقي لم يبقا هناك دم في ساقي للذهاب إلى اي مكان

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هنا تشارلي أترك رساله بعد سماع الصافره

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إسمع يا أ ع أبن العاهره أنا لن أعامل هاكذا

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إما أن تتصل بي أو ستصبح اسفا جدا جدا

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أحبك أيها الرجل القرد تشارلي

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من هذا

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تبا لي البائعون بالهاتف

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بائعون بالهاتف ينادونك بالرجل القرد

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أنا على قائمه غريبه

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حسنا أنها إمرأه خرجت معها مره وتعلقت بي قليلا

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C'est pour les deux ne t'en va pas loin

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Pas de risque Je n'ai pas assez de sang dans les jambes pour marcher

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Salut c'est Charlie Dites ce que vous voulez après le bip

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Tu vas m 'écouter enflure Je me laisserai pas traiter ainsi

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T'as intérêt à m 'appeler sinon je t'assure tu le regretteras

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Je t'aime mon grand poilu

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Charlie

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Qui c'était

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Des démarcheurs

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Des démarcheurs qui t'appellent mon grand poilu

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Je suis sur des listes plutôt bizarres

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C'est une femme avec qui je suis sorti une fois et elle est devenue un peu accro

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ДЕВУШКА Это нам обоим Не уходи

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ЧАРЛИ Спокойно Крови в ногах почти не осталось так что уже не уйти вся кровь ушла в член

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Здравствуйте это Чарли Оставьте ваше сообщение

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РОУЗ Ты сукин сын я не позволю так с собой обращаться

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РОУЗ Или ты мне позвонишь или ты очень сильно пожалеешь

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Я люблю тебя Обезьянка

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ДЕВУШКА Чарли

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ДЕВУШКА Кто это был

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ЧАРЛИ Телефонные продавцы

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ДЕВУШКА Продавец назвал тебя 'Обезьянкой'

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ЧАРЛИ Я в каком то странном списке

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Ладно я с ней один раз переспал и она на меня запала

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Es para los dos No te vayas

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Tranquila no me queda sangre en las piernas para ir a ningún sitio

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Hola soy Charlie Di algo cuando oigas la señal

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Escucha desgraciado asqueroso a mí nadie me trata así

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O me llamas o lo vas a lamentar de verdad

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Te quiero Hombre Mono

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Charlie

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Quién era

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Malditos vendedores por teléfono

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Una telefonista que te llama Hombre Mono

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Estoy en una lista rara de ésas

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Está bien es una mujer con la que salí una vez y se quedó algo colgada

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Duration

41 seconds

Views

33

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:12

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.