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Hey, it's Charlie

Two and a Half Men

Hey, it's Charlie.Do your thing when you hear the beep. Hi, Monkey Man. I was just...

Two and a Half Men • S01E01 • 2003

Hey, it's Charlie.Do your thing when you hear the beep. Hi, Monkey Man. I was just thinking about you and wondering why we hurt each otherso much. Rose, it's me, Monkey Man. - Charlie?- Yeah, listen, let me ask you a question. Is there somethinginherently wrong with asking a woman you're involved withif she wants kids? Charlie, we got a good thing going,why do you want to mess it up?

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Hey it's Charlie Do your thing when you hear the beep

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Hi Monkey Man

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I was just thinking about you

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and wondering why we hurt each other so much

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Rose it's me Monkey Man

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Charlie Yeah listen let me ask you a question

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Is there something inherently wrong with

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asking a woman you're involved with if she wants kids

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Charlie we got a good thing going why do you want to mess it up

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أهلا يا رجلي القرد

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لقد كنت أفكر بك وكنت أتسائل لماذا نؤذي بعضنا هكذا

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روز هذا انا الرجل القرد

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أستمعي هل من الممكن أن أسئلك سؤال

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هل هناك خطأ بسؤال أمرإه مرتبط بعلاقه معها إذا كانت تريد أطفال

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اوه تشارلي لقد كان لدينا شيء جيد لماذا تريد تخربه

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C'est Charlie Dites ce que vous voulez après le bip

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Allô mon grand poilu

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J'étais en train de penser à toi

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et je me demandais pourquoi on se faisait tant de mal

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Rose c'est moi ton grand poilu

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Charlie Oui laisse moi te poser une question

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C'est mal de demander à la fille

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avec qui on sort si elle songe à faire des enfants

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Charlie on vit un truc très intense pourquoi tout bousiller

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АЛАН Чего ты хочешь Чарли

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ЧАРЛИ Ты здесь 2 недели наверно уже есть кровь в стуле

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Вобщем если вы с Джейком хотите снова жить у меня я не против

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АЛАН Постой ты хочешь чтобы я жил у тебя

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ЧАРЛИ Честно говоря нет

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Я хочу чтобы у меня жил Джейк ну а ты прилагаешься в нагрузку

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АЛАН Спасибо но нам и у мамы хорошо

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Qué quieres Charlie

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Pensé que como ya llevas dos semanas aquí

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ya tendría que haber sangre en tus heces

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Y pensé que si Jake y tú quisieran volver a mi casa por un tiempo

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estaría bien Un momento

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Estás diciendo que vuelva y que viva contigo

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Pues sinceramente no

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Quiero que Jake vuelva y que viva conmigo

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pero creo que van en el mismo paquete

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Gracias pero estamos muy bien aquí con mamá

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Duration

32 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:31

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.