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Hey, is Jake ready?

Two and a Half Men

Hey, is Jake ready?- Not exactly. Maybe you should come in for a second. Judith, how many...

Two and a Half Men • S01E23 • 2003

Hey, is Jake ready?- Not exactly. Maybe you should come in for a second. Judith, how many times have I asked youto have him ready when I... Hello. - Sit down, Alan. We want to talk to you.- We? Yes. Sit down. Okay. I guess I can stay for a minute

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Hey is Jake ready Not exactly

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Maybe you should come in for a second

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Judith how many times have I asked you to have him ready when I

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Hello

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Sit down Alan We want to talk to you We

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Yes Sit down

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Okay

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I guess I can stay for a minute

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مرحبا أمستعد جايك كلا

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لربما يجب أن تدخل للحظات

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جوديث كم مرة أخبرتك أن يكون جاهزا عندما

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مرحبا

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اجلس يا ألن نحن بحاجة للحديث معك أنتم

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أجل أجلس

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حسنا

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اعتقد أنه يمكنني البقاء لدقيقة

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Salut Jake est prêt Pas vraiment non

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Tu devrais peut être entrer une minute

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Judith combien de fois je t'ai demandé qu'il soit prêt quand

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Salut

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Assieds toi nous avons à te parler Nous

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Oui Asseyez vous

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D'accord

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Je vais rester une minute

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He ist Jake fertig Noch nicht ganz

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Vielleicht kommst du einen Augenblick rein

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Judith wie oft habe ich dir schon gesagt dass er fertig sein soll

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Hallo

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Setz dich Alan wir müssen mit dir reden

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Wir

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Ja Setz dich

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Ok

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Ich kann mich ja kurz setzen

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Джейк готов

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Не совсем Зайди на минуточку

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Сколько раз тебя просить чтобы он был готов когда я

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Здравствуйте

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Сядь Алан Мы хотим поговорить Мы

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Да сядь

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Ладно Посижу пару минут

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Hola Jake está listo No exactamente

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Tal vez debas entrar por un momento

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Judith cuantas veces te he dicho que lo tengas listo para cuando yo

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Hola

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Siéntate Alan Queremos hablar contigo

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Queremos

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Si Siéntate

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Esta bien

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Pienso que me puedo sentar por un minuto

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Duration

26 seconds

Views

172

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:33

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

23

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.