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Hey, sleepy head

Two and a Half Men

Hey, sleepy head. You're just in time.Your pancakes are almost ready. I'm not hungry. Not...

Two and a Half Men • S01E03 • 2003

Hey, sleepy head. You're just in time.Your pancakes are almost ready. I'm not hungry. Not hungry?Come on, you've gotta fuel up that engine. - We've got a big day planned.- My ear hurts. Oh, no. Let me feel. Yeah, you're a little warm. Probably another ear infection. Okay, new plan. We'll get you on the antibiotics,we'll watch a little TV, play some video games.We'll have a great day. I want to go home. You are home. I know, but the real one, with Mom

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Hey sleepy head You're just in time Your pancakes are almost ready

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I'm not hungry

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Not hungry Come on you've gotta fuel up that engine

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We've got a big day planned My ear hurts

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Oh no

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Let me feel Yeah you're a little warm

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Probably another ear infection

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Okay new plan

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We'll get you on the antibiotics we'll watch a little TV

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play some video games We'll have a great day

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I want to go home

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You are home

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I know but the real one with Mom

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أهلا أهيا النعسان لقد أتيت في الوقت المناسب

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فطائرك جاهزه تقريبا

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أنا لست جائعا

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لست جائعا

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هيا عليك أن تعبي هذا المحرك لأنه عندنا مخططات كبيره

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أذني تؤلمني

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أوه لا

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دعني ألمسك أنتى دافىء قليلا

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من المحتمل أنها ألتهاب في الأذن مره أخرى

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أوه حسنا خطه جديده

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حسنا سنجلب مضاد الحيوي وثم سنشاهد التلفاز ونلعب ألعاب فيديو سنحظى بيوم ممتع

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أريد الذهاب للمنزل

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أنت في المنزل

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أعرف لكن البيت الأصلي مع أمي

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Alors le grand dormeur Pile à temps Je viens de faire des pancakes

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Je n'ai pas faim

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Qu'est ce que tu dis II faut que tu fasses le plein

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Le planning est très chargé J'ai mal aux oreilles

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Oh non

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Laisse moi voir Oui tu as de la fièvre

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Sûrement ton otite qui recommence

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D'accord nouveau plan

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On va acheter des antibiotiques et on va regarder la télé

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On va jouer aux jeux vidéo on va s'éclater

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Je veux rentrer chez moi

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Mais c'est ici ta maison

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Je sais mais la vraie maison chez maman

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ALAN Du kommst gerade rechtzeitig Schlafmütze Pfannkuchen sind fast fertig

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Hab keinen Hunger

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Keinen Hunger Ach was dein Motor braucht Sprit

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Wir haben heute viel vor Ich hab Ohrweh

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Oh nein

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Lass mal sehen Oh ja du bist etwas warm

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Wahrscheinlich wieder das Mittelohr

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Ok neuer Plan

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Du kriegst wieder dein Antibiotikum wir sehen ein bisschen fern

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spielen Videospiele wird ein guter Tag

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Ich will wieder heim

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Du bist doch daheim

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Schon aber bei Mom bin ich wirklich daheim

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АЛАН Привет соня ты во время Блины почти готовы

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ДЖЕЙК Я не хочу есть

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АЛАН Не хочешь Тебе надо подзаправиться У нас большие планы

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ДЖЕЙК У меня ухо болит

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АЛАН Ну вот

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АЛАН Дай пощупаю Да Лоб горячий Наверное снова отИт

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Ладно Новый план Примешь антибиотики посмотрим телек поиграем в видео игры И будет супер

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ДЖЕЙК Я хочу домой

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АЛАН Но ты дома

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ДЖЕЙК В настоящий дом к маме

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Eh dormilón Llegas a tiempo Tus tortitas están casi listas

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No tengo hambre

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No Vamos tienes que repostar

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Hemos planeado un gran día Me duele el oído

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Oh no

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A ver Sí tienes algo de fiebre

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Probablemente otra infección de oído

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Bien nuevo plan

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Te daré antibióticos veremos un poco la tele

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pondremos unos videojuegos Será un gran día

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Quiero ir a casa

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Estás en casa

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Quiero decir la de verdad con mamá

Available in 6 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:05

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.