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Hey, thanks for cleaning up

Two and a Half Men

Hey, thanks for cleaning up.- No, it wasn't me. Rose was here. Rose? You let Rose into my...

Two and a Half Men • S01E01 • 2003

Hey, thanks for cleaning up.- No, it wasn't me. Rose was here. Rose? You let Rose into my house? She said she was your maid. Hell, she glued the damn cabinetsshut again. Again? You've got somebody who comes inregularly to glue your cabinets? You've met some of the whack jobsI've gone out with. - It's not that big a stretch.- So, this is my fault? Who let her in? You're a deeply disturbed man,you know? Move it. Come on. I'm deeply disturbed? Who came here in the middleof the night with his own sheets? At least, I care what I sleep on.Or should I say, who I sleep on. Hey, pal, of the two of us, I'll bet I'm the only one who's sleptwith a married woman recently. And isn't that something to brag about?

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Hey thanks for cleaning up No it wasn't me Rose was here

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Rose You let Rose into my house

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She said she was your maid

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Hell she glued the damn cabinets shut again

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Again

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You've got somebody who comes in regularly to glue your cabinets

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You've met some of the whack jobs I've gone out with

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It's not that big a stretch So this is my fault

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Who let her in

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You're a deeply disturbed man you know Move it Come on

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I'm deeply disturbed

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Who came here in the middle of the night with his own sheets

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At least I care what I sleep on Or should I say who I sleep on

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Hey pal of the two of us

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I'll bet I'm the only one who's slept with a married woman recently

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And isn't that something to brag about

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شكرا لي تنظيفك البيت لم أكن أنا لقد كانت روز موجوده بالمنزل

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روز جعلت روز تدخل لمنزلي

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لقد قالت انها مدبرة منزلك

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تبا

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لقد أغلقت الخزانات الملعونه بالصمغ مجددا

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مجددا

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أنت لديك شخص يأتي بأنتظام ليلصق خزائنك

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أنت قابلت بعض من يقطع اعماله وخرجت معه أن ذالك غير مؤذي

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إذن هذه غلطتي من أدخلها

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أنت بحق رجل مظطرب جدا أبتعد أبتعد

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أنا الان المظطرب من الذي ظهر في منتصف الليل مع شراشفه الخاصه

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على الأقل أهتم على ما أنام عليه أو من الأفضل أن أقول مع من انام

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هه يا زميل من ننا نحن الاثنان اراهنك انني الوحيد الذي نام مع إمرأه متزوجه مؤخرا

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وذالك ليس بالشيء الجيد لتتفاخر به

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Merci pour le ménage Non c'est pas moi Rose est passée

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Rose Tu l'as laissée entrer dans ma maison

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Mais elle fait ton ménage

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Elle a encore collé les portes des placards de la cuisine

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Encore

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Tu veux dire que Rose vient régulièrement coller les placards

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Tu sais que je sors avec des filles furieuses

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Tu aurais pu t'en douter Alors c'est ma faute

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Qui l'a laissée entrer

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Tu es profondément dérangé Pousse toi Laisse moi faire

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C'est moi qui suis dérangé

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Qui est complètement fétichiste avec ses draps

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Je fais gaffe sur quoi je me couche ou plutôt avec qui je couche

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Mais tu vois entre nous deux

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c'est moi le dernier à avoir couché avec une femme mariée

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Voilà quelque chose dont tu peux être fier

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АЛАН Мне хотя бы не плевать на чем я сплю

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Точнее на ком я сплю

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ЧАРЛИ Из нас двоих я единственный спал недавно с замужней женщиной

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МАМА Вот этим точно можно гордиться

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ЧАРЛИ Привет мам

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МАМА Знаешь как это больно услышать о разводе твоего сына от прохожих на улице

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АЛАН Какой развод На какой улице

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ЧАРЛИ Как ты вошла

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МАМА Не вмешивайся Я приехала помочь твоему брату в сложный для него период

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Как ты мог так со мной поступить

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АЛАН Как поступить

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МАМА Теперь чтобы увидеть внука мне придется договаривать о встрече с Джудит

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А она будем честны никогда меня особо не жаловала

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Quién vino aquí en plena noche con sus propias sábanas

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Al menos me preocupa con qué duermo o mejor dicho con quién

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Mira hermano de los dos

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apuesto a que sólo yo he dormido con una casada últimamente

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Y eso es como para ir presumiendo

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Hola mamá

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Tienes idea de lo doloroso que es

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enterarse del divorcio de tu propio hijo en la calle

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Qué divorcio Qué calle

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Cómo has entrado en mi casa

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Tú no te metas

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He venido a ayudar a tu hermano en un momento muy difícil

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Cómo has podido hacerme esto

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Hacerte qué

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Ahora cuando quiera ver a mi nieto

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tendré que programar una cita con Judith

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:32

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.