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Hi. -Hi, Uncle Charlie

Two and a Half Men

Hi.-Hi, Uncle Charlie. How was your game? The musician's softball league is a joke. Guys...

Two and a Half Men • S01E06 • 2003

Hi.-Hi, Uncle Charlie. How was your game? The musician's softball league is a joke. Guys trying to catch stuff that isn't there. People throwing up onan easy double play ball. So why do you go? There is an open bar,and they let me pitch. I've got to get dressed. I was going to throw this toast out,but it's yours if you want it. When did I become the family dog?

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How was your game

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The musician's softball league is a joke

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Guys trying to catch stuff that isn't there

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People throwing up on an easy double play ball

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So why do you go

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There is an open bar and they let me pitch

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I've got to get dressed

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I was going to throw this toast out but it's yours if you want it

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When did I become the family dog

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كيف كانت المباراه

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إتحاد الموسيقي لكرة البيسبول نكته

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اللاعبيين يحاولن إمساك أشياء ليست موجوده

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الناس يخسرون على كره سهله

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إذا لماذا ذهبت

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كان هناك شراب مجاني إروج له

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علي أن ألبس

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كنت سأرمي هذا الخبز المحمص لكنه لك إذا أردته

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Alors t'as bien joué

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L'association des musiciens est nulle en softball

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Les gars ont des hallucinations en voyant la balle

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Y en a même qui se vomissent dessus pour la balle de match

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Pourquoi tu y vas

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Y a un open bar et ils me laissent lancer

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Faut que j'aille m'habiller

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J'allais jeter ce toast mais tu peux le manger si tu veux

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Wie war dein Spiel

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Die Softball Liga der Musiker ist ein Witz

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Schlagzeuger und Bassisten finden keinen Rhythmus

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Die Flügelstürmer wollen wissen wo das Klavier ist

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Wieso gehst du dann hin

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Ich kann endlich mal spielen so laut ich will

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Ich muss mich jetzt anziehen

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Den Toast wollte ich wegwerfen aber du kannst ihn essen wenn du willst

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Как прошла игра

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Лига софтбола музыкантов просто жалкое зрелище

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Мужики которые пытаются поймать несуществующий мяч

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Люди которых тошнит на простом двойном плейболе

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Так зачем ты ходишь играть

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У них бесплатный бар и они позволяют мне бросать мяч

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Мне нужно идти одеваться

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Я хотел выбросить эти тосты но если хочешь съешь их

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Cómo estuvo el juego

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La liga de músicos de softball apesta

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Los tipos tratan de atrapar cosas que no existen

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La gente vomita por una jugada doble fácil

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Entonces Por qué vas

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Hay barra libre y me dejar ser el lanzador

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Tengo que vestirme

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Iba a tirar esta tostada pero ahora es tuya si la quieres

Available in 6 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

306

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:03

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

6

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.