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Hi. I tried calling but I kept getting your machine, - so I thought I'd bring this over. - What is it?

Two and a Half Men

Hi. I tried callingbut I kept getting your machine, - so I thought I'd bring this over.-...

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

Hi. I tried callingbut I kept getting your machine, - so I thought I'd bring this over.- What is it? It's my master file of handymen, plumbers,electricians, maintenance schedules, warranties, authorized repair centers, et cetera. Okay, well, you're on your own.Got to run. Alan, wait

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Hi I tried calling but I kept getting your machine

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so I thought I'd bring this over What is it

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It's my master file of handymen plumbers electricians maintenance schedules

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warranties authorized repair centers

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et cetera

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Okay well you're on your own Got to run

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Alan wait

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مرحبا لقد حاولت مكالمتك لكن لم تنفك ان ترد علي ألت الرد

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لذا فكرت ان اجلب هذا

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ما هذا

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هذا دليلي حول السباكون والكهربائيين

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والضمانات ومراكز الصيانه

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ومن هذ القبيل حسنا لقد انتهيت علي أن أذهب

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ألن أنتظر

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Bonjour J'ai essayé de te joindre mais je tombe sur le répondeur

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et je tenais à t'apporter ce classeur C'est quoi

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Mon répertoire dans lequel je catalogue les bons plombiers les électriciens

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les bons de garantie les services après vente

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et cetera

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Alors t'as tout ce qu'il te faut Je m'en vais

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Attends une seconde

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Hi ich hab immer nur deinen Anrufbeantworter erreicht

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ich wollte das nur hier abgeben Was ist das

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Nur meine Stammakte von Handwerkern Maurern Elektrikern Wartungsintervallen

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Garantien autorisierten Reparaturzentren

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und so weiter

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Ok du schaffst das schon ich muss los

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Alan warte

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АЛАН Да

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ДЖУДИТ Мусоропровод всё равно ужасно шумит

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АЛАН Я же тебя просил не кидать в него кости

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ДЖУДИТ Я и не кидала

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АЛАН Мусоропровод не лжёт

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ДЖЕЙК Просто супер дядя Чарли

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ЧАРЛИ Я был с тобой слишком строг Это компенсация

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ДЖЕЙК Ты больше не сердишься из за чаек

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Hola Intenté llamarte pero me salía el contestador

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así que pensé traerte esto Qué es

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Es mi archivo de chapuceros fontaneros electricistas planes de mantenimiento

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garantías centros oficiales de reparación

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etcétera

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Está bien estás sola Me tengo que ir

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Alan espera

Available in 6 languages

Duration

23 seconds

Views

27

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:42

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.