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Hi, Mom

Two and a Half Men

Hi, Mom.- Good, you remember me. - Hello, Charlie.- Hey, Mom, right? Very cute. I was in...

Two and a Half Men • S01E11 • 2003

Hi, Mom.- Good, you remember me. - Hello, Charlie.- Hey, Mom, right? Very cute. I was in the neighborhood,I thought I'd stop by. I'm sorry, Mom. We were just leaving. It never fails, does it? Whenever I would like to spendsome quality time with my grandson there's always somethingmore important going on. It's not fair, you know. I'm not getting clothes,so why do I have to go and be bored? You don't,you can stay here with Grandma. - What?- What? - Have fun.- Wait, no, I'll be good, I swear. Payback's a bitch, buddy

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Hi Mom Good you remember me

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Hello Charlie Hey Mom right

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Very cute I was in the neighborhood I thought I'd stop by

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I'm sorry Mom We were just leaving

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It never fails does it

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Whenever I would like to spend some quality time with my grandson

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there's always something more important going on

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It's not fair you know

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I'm not getting clothes so why do I have to go and be bored

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You don't you can stay here with Grandma

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What What

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Have fun Wait no I'll be good I swear

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Payback's a bitch buddy

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مرحبا يا أمي جيد أنت تتذكرني

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مرحبا يا تشارلي مرحبا أمي اليس كذلك

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لطيف جدا لقد كنت في الجوار وفكرت بأن أزوركما

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آسف يا أمي لقد كنا راحلان للتو

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هذا لا يخفق قط صحيح

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وقتما أود قضاء وقت ممتع مع حفيدي

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فهناك دوما أمر أكثر أهمية يجري

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هذا ظالم

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لن احصل على ملابس لذا لم يجب أن آتي معكم

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لن تأتي يمكنك أن تبقى مع جدتك

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ماذا ماذا

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استمتع بوقتك مهلا سأكون جيدا أعدك

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الإنتقام لعين يا صاح

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Salut maman Bien tu te souviens de moi

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Bonjour Charlie Maman c'est ça

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Très drôle J'étais dans le quartier J'ai eu envie de passer

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Je regrette maman On allait justement sortir

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Ça ne rate jamais pas vrai

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Chaque fois que je veux passer un peu de temps avec mon petit fils

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vous avez une chose plus importante à faire

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C'est pas juste vous savez

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On va rien m'acheter Pourquoi je devrais venir m'ennuyer

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Tu vas rester là avec grand mère

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Quoi Quoi

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Amusez vous Non je serai sage je vous jure

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Je te souhaite bon courage petit

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Hi Mom Oh gut du kennst mich noch

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Hallo Charlie Hey Mom stimmt's

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Wie niedlich Ich wollt mal vorbeischauen ich war in der Nähe

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Oh Mom tut mir Leid wir wollten eben aufbrechen

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Immer das Gleiche nicht

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Sobald ich ein wenig meiner kostbaren Zeit mit meinem Enkel verbringen will

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habt ihr irgendwas viel Wichtigeres vor

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JAKE Das ist unfair

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Für mich werden gar keine Kleider gekauft aber ich soll mich langweilen

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Dann bleib doch einfach hier bei Oma

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Was Was

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ALAN Viel Spaß

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JAKE Halt ich will brav sein ich schwör's

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Zu spät Partner

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Привет мам Хорошо что ты меня помнишь

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Привет Чарли Привет Мама верно

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Как смешно Я была тут недалеко и решила заскочить

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Прости мам мы уезжаем

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Вот вечно так

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Как только я решаю провести время с внуком

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у вас обязательно есть более важные дела

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Так нечестно

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Одежду же не мне покупают Почему я должен ехать и скучать

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Ну так оставайся с бабушкой

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Что Что

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Развлекайтесь Стойте я буду хорошо себя вести

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Поздняк метаться дружок

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Hola mamá Vaya te acuerdas de mí

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Hola Charlie Hola mamá verdad

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Muy gracioso Pasaba por aquí y pensé en pasar a verlos

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Lo siento mamá Ya nos íbamos

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Nunca falla verdad

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Siempre que quiero pasar un rato con mi nieto

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hay algo más importante

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No es justo

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No voy a comprar ropa por qué tengo que ir y aburrirme

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No tienes por qué quédate con la abuela

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Qué Qué

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Que te diviertas Espera me portaré bien

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Es tarde amigo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:47

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.