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How come you don't have any kids?

Two and a Half Men

How come you don't have any kids? I don't know. Maybe because I love memore than anything...

Two and a Half Men • S01E01 • 2003

How come you don't have any kids? I don't know. Maybe because I love memore than anything in the world. - Uncle Charlie?- Yeah? I don't want to go to Grandma's.I'd rather stay here. Yeah, well, your dad knowswhat's best for you. Okay. Good night, Uncle Charlie.I love you. Yeah. Okay

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How come you don't have any kids

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I don't know

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Maybe because I love me more than anything in the world

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Uncle Charlie Yeah

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I don't want to go to Grandma's I'd rather stay here

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Yeah well your dad knows what's best for you

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Okay Good night Uncle Charlie I love you

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Yeah Okay

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لماذا ليس لديك أطفال

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لا اعرف ربما لأني احب نفسي اكثر من أي شيء في الدنيا

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عمي تشارلي نعم

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لا أريد الذهاب لجدتي أفضل البقاء هنا

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أجل لكن أباك يعرف ما هو الأفضل لك

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حسنا عمتى مساء يا عمي تشارلي أحبك

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Comment ça se fait que tu n'as pas d'enfants

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J'en sais rien

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Peut être parce que je m'aime plus que n'importe qui d'autre

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Tonton Charlie Oui

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Je veux pas aller chez grand mère Je préfère rester ici

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Oui mais s'il fait ça c'est qu'il a de bonnes raisons

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D'accord Bonne nuit tonton Charlie Je t'aime

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Oui Bonne nuit

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Я даже сыграл ему лестницу в небо но ему всё равно больше нравится 'Три Злака'

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ДЕВУШКА Чарли я тебя 2 недели не видела

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Наконец то весь дом снова твой

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Будешь болтать о племяннике

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или заниматься сексом

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ЧАРЛИ Сексом Однозначно сексом

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Можно тебя спросить

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ДЕВУШКА Да

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ЧАРЛИ Ты никогда не хотела иметь детей

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ДЕВУШКА Чарли у нас прекрасные отношения

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ДЕВУШКА Обязательно всё портить

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ЧАРЛИ Что ты делаешь

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Мы же хотели заняться сексом

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ДЕВУШКА Как заниматься сексом если у тебя бьют биологические часы

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y siguió prefiriendo la canción de los Maple Loops

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Charlie no te he visto en dos semanas

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Por fin has recuperado la casa

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A ver quieres seguir hablando de tu sobrino o quieres sexo

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Sexo Sin duda alguna sexo

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Déjame hacerte una pregunta Dime

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Has pensado en tener hijos

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Oye lo que tenemos está bien No podemos dejarlo tal cual

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Qué haces No íbamos a hacerlo

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Cómo quieres que haga nada con tu reloj biológico sonando

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Duration

35 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:06

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.