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I am really sorry, Alan

Two and a Half Men

I am really sorry, Alan. - Don't worry about it. He's fine.- Yeah, but I'm not. You were...

Two and a Half Men • S01E17 • 2003

I am really sorry, Alan. - Don't worry about it. He's fine.- Yeah, but I'm not. You were right. I obviously can't be trustedto take care of Jake. Believe me,the second you're in the ground, I'm sticking that kid on a planeto Rhode Island. Charlie, let me tell you something. You can't keep Jakefrom ever getting hurt. I mean, he's a boy. That's...Getting hurt is like his job. Last summer, he actually fractured his assdoing a cannonball into the bathtub. All I care aboutis that he has somebody who loves him and who'll step up when it really counts.And that's what you did today. Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I? Yeah. And if, God forbid, something should ever happento Judith and me, I would be very comfortable knowingthat you were looking after my son. Dead, but comfortable

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I am really sorry Alan

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Don't worry about it He's fine Yeah but I'm not

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You were right

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I obviously can't be trusted to take care of Jake

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Believe me the second you're in the ground

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I'm sticking that kid on a plane to Rhode Island

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Charlie let me tell you something

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You can't keep Jake from ever getting hurt

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I mean he's a boy That's Getting hurt is like his job

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Last summer he actually fractured his ass doing a cannonball into the bathtub

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All I care about is that he has somebody who loves him

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and who'll step up when it really counts And that's what you did today

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Yeah I guess I did didn't I

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Yeah And if God forbid

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something should ever happen to Judith and me

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I would be very comfortable knowing that you were looking after my son

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Dead but comfortable

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أنا آسف جدا يا آلن

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لا تقلق حيال هذا إنه بخير أجل ولكنني لست كذلك

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لقد كنت محقا

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من الواضح أنه لا يمكن أن أكون محل ثقة لرعاية جايك

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صدقني في اللحظة التي تكون فيها ميت

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فسأضع هذا الفتى على طائرة إلي رود ايلاند

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تشارلي دعني أعلمك شيئا

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لا يمكنك أن تمنع إصابة جايك

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أعني إنه طفل هذا أن يصاب فهذا هو عمله

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بالصيف الماضي كسر حوضه وهو يجري بسرعة في الحمام

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كل ما يهمني أن لديه شخص يحبه

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وسوف يبادر بالتصرف عندما يقع له أمر وهذا ما فعلته اليوم

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أجل اعتقد أنني فعلت هذا صحيح

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وإن وقع شيء لا قدر الله لي أنا و جوديث

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فسأكون مرتاح كثيرا بمعرفة أنك تتولى أمره

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ميت ولكن مرتاح

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Je suis sincèrement désolé

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Ne t'en fais pas il va bien Oui mais pas moi

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Tu avais raison

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Il est évident que je ne mérite pas de garder Jake

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À la seconde où tu es sous terre

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je mets le gosse dans l'avion direction Rhode lsland

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Laisse moi te dire quelque chose

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Tu n'empêcheras jamais Jake de se faire mal

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C'est un garçon C'est son quotidien de se faire mal

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L'été dernier il s'est fracturé le derrière en faisant la bombe dans la baignoire

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Ce que je veux c'est que quelqu'un l'aime et s'occupe

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de lui dans les moments les plus urgents Ce que tu as fait aujourd'hui

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Oui je crois que c'est ce que j'ai fait

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Oui Et si Dieu m'en préserve

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un malheur arrivait à Judith et à moi

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je serais vraiment tranquille de savoir que tu t'occupes de mon fils

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Mort mais tranquille

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Das wird die Sache jetzt etwas komplizieren

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aber ich liebe ihn

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Halt die Klappe Nein ich werde nicht die Klappe halten

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Er riecht nach starkem Kaffee

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und er geht auf die Toilette ohne es groß an die Glocke zu hängen

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Du bist lächerlich Nick Lass uns jetzt verschwinden

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Ich bin lächerlich okay aber nein

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Werde erwachsen

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Er mag dich Jess

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Geh wieder da rein

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Ich denke das würde dir gut tun

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Und das sage ich nicht nur weil ich in ihn verliebt bin

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Mach es einfach

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Lass dich nicht einschüchtern nur weil du jünger

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ärmer und nasser als alle anderen da drin bist

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Goldfinger Ich meine nein nein

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Ich wollte Golden Golden Hind sagen

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Ich meinte Golden Hind

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Nein Winston

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du bringst alles durcheinander

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Weder haben die Green Bay Packers die T Formation erfunden

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noch war Crispin Glover der erste Mensch der im

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Unabhängigkeitskrieg gestorben ist

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Das soll Spaß machen Babe es macht Spaß

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Ich will vor all den Leuten nur nicht dumm aussehen

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In Ordnung Du bist nicht dumm

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Na ja ich meine er ließ die Erde aus

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Tak perlu khawatir Dia baik baik saja Ya tetapi aku tidak

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Kau benar

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Aku jelas tak bisa dipercaya untuk mengasuh Jake

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Percayalah padaku begitu kau mati dan dikubur

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aku akan mengirimkan anak itu dengan pesawat ke Rhode Island

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Charlie kuberi tahu kau sesuatu

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Kau tak bisa terus menjaga Jake agar tak terluka

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Dia anak laki laki Terluka adalah pekerjaannya

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Musim panas lalu bokongnya retak karena melompat ke bak mandi

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Yang kupedulikan adalah dia punya orang yang mencintainya

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dan siap saat dibutuhkan Itu yang kau lakukan hari ini

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Kurasa memang begitu bukan

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Ya Dan jika semoga tidak

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sesuatu terjadi pada Judith dan aku

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aku akan sangat tenang tahu bahwa kau menjaga anakku

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Mati tetapi tenang

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Apa ini artinya kau menempatkanku dalam surat wasiat

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Мне действительно жаль Алан

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Не переживай С ним все нормально Да а вот со мной нет

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Ты был прав

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Конечно мне нельзя доверить опеку над Джейком

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Поверь как только тебя похоронят

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я посажу его на самолет в Род Айленд

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Чарли послушай меня

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Ты не убережешь Джейка от травм

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Он мальчишка Это Ушибы это будто его работа

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Прошлым летом он фактически разорвал себе зад прыгая бомбочкой в ванную

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Я переживаю за то чтоб его кто то любил

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и чтоб этот кто то был рядом когда будет нужно Сегодня ты так и сделал

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Думаю да правда

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Да И если упаси Господи

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что то случится с Джудит и мной

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я буду спокоен зная что ты присматриваешь за моим сыном

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Мертвый но спокойный

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Lo siento mucho Alan

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No te preocupes Está bien Sí pero yo no

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Tenías razón

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No se puede confiar en mí para encargarme de Jake

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En serio justo cuando palmes

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meteré a ese chico en un avión hacia Rhode Island

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Charlie déjame decirte algo

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No puedes evitar que Jake se haga daño

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Quiero decir es un niño Es Es normal que se haga daño

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El verano pasado se rompió el culo haciendo surf en la bañera

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Sólo me importa que tenga a alguien que lo quiera

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y que dé la cara cuando haga falta Y eso es lo que tú has hecho hoy

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Sí supongo no

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Sí Y si Dios no lo quiera

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nos pasara algo a Judith y a mí

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me sentiría muy cómodo sabiendo que estás cuidando de mi hijo

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Muerto pero cómodo

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:17:36

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

17

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.