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Two and a Half Men

I can see the clothes hamperwas a wise purchase. - Berta?- No, it's Liz Hurley, but I'm...

I can see the clothes hamperwas a wise purchase. - Berta?- No, it's Liz Hurley, but I'm holding water. I'm still sleeping here.Could you come back in a little while? I could,or you could get your pampered ass out of bedand let me do my demeaning job and get on with my hellish life. Excuse me, Berta, but last time I checked,you work for me. So I'll get up when I'm good and ready

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I can see the clothes hamper was a wise purchase
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Berta No it's Liz Hurley but I'm holding water
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I'm still sleeping here Could you come back in a little while
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I could or you could get your pampered ass
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out of bed and let me do my demeaning job
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and get on with my hellish life
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Excuse me Berta but last time I checked you work for me
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So I'll get up when I'm good and ready
Available in 6 languages
Duration
30 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:33
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
12
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S01 • E22 For God's sake, Rose! - Two and a Half Men 00:53
For God's sake, Rose!
S01 • E03 Jake, why don't you go put Porky in your room? - Two and a Half Men 00:19
Jake, why don't you go put Porky in your room?
S01 • E08 I understand you teachers are sadly underpaid. - Two and a Half Men 00:23
I understand you teachers are sadly underpaid.
S01 • E24 Okay, the instructions sound pretty clear. - Two and a Half Men 00:15
Okay, the instructions sound pretty clear.
S02 • E07 I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom. - Two and a Half Men 00:08
I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom.
S01 • E01 Is she staying over? - Two and a Half Men 00:05
Is she staying over?
S06 • E05 You miserable son of a bitch - Two and a Half Men 00:04
You miserable son of a bitch
S01 • E20 Charlie, what are you doing? - Two and a Half Men 00:09
Charlie, what are you doing?
S11 • E19 And I ain't cleanin' it up - Two and a Half Men 00:05
And I ain't cleanin' it up
S06 • E24 (typing) - Two and a Half Men 00:27
(typing)
S07 • E22 Evening, Officer. - Two and a Half Men 00:25
Evening, Officer.
S03 • E02 Dr. Harper speaking. - Two and a Half Men 00:28
Dr. Harper speaking.
S03 • E07 Good morning, sleepyhead. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
Good morning, sleepyhead.
S01 • E09 Jake! Take five, buddy. Copasetic. That means okay. When he moved in here, he was saying "swell. " C - Two and a Half Men 00:45
Jake! Take five, buddy. Copasetic. That means okay. When he...
S01 • E04 So, now we just wait? - Two and a Half Men 00:06
So, now we just wait?
S01 • E05 So you're the infamous Uncle Charlie. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
So you're the infamous Uncle Charlie.
S06 • E20 You want me to put this in a travel mug? - Two and a Half Men 00:12
You want me to put this in a travel mug?
S03 • E14 -Kandi. -Hello, Alan. - Two and a Half Men 00:19
-Kandi. -Hello, Alan.
S01 • E01 Twelve years, and she just throws me out. - Two and a Half Men 00:37
Twelve years, and she just throws me out.
S01 • E15 The quack. - Two and a Half Men 00:14
The quack.