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I can't believe she blind-sided me like this

Two and a Half Men

I can't believe she blind-sided me like this. Being so nice and friendly to my face....

Two and a Half Men • S01E08 • 2003

I can't believe she blind-sided me like this. Being so nice and friendly to my face. Meanwhile her lawyers were workingbehind my face. Let me tell you something, Charlie. A woman who would do such a thingcannot be trusted. Yeah, well, maybe you can usethis divorce as a chance to take a little break from each other. No, that would be playingright into her hands. Alan, your kid's confused enough aboutyou and his mother. Don't make it worse. How could I possibly make it any worse? Let's find out. Okay, everybody, what we're gonna dois put the girls on one side - and the boys on the other.- Sure. Start splitting them up early.That's your answer for everything, isn't it? Excuse me? Would Mrs. Plaintiff please seeMr. Respondent in the hallway? Watch the kids, we'll be right back. Wait!

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I can't believe she blind sided me like this

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Being so nice and friendly to my face

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Meanwhile her lawyers were working behind my face

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Let me tell you something Charlie

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A woman who would do such a thing cannot be trusted

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Yeah well maybe you can use this divorce as a chance to

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take a little break from each other

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No that would be playing right into her hands

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Alan your kid's confused enough about you and his mother Don't make it worse

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How could I possibly make it any worse

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Let's find out

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Okay everybody what we're gonna do is put the girls on one side

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and the boys on the other Sure

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Start splitting them up early That's your answer for everything isn't it

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Excuse me

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Would Mrs Plaintiff please see Mr Respondent in the hallway

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Watch the kids we'll be right back

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Wait

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لا أصدق أنها غافلتني هكذا

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بأن تكون لطيفة وجيدة أمامي

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وفي تلك الأثناء كان محاميها يتصرف بدون علمي

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دعني اخبرك بشيء يا تشارلي

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المرأة التي يمكنها فعل هذا لا يمكن الثقة بها

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أجل حسنا يمكنك استخدام هذا الطلاق كفرصة لإستراحة مؤقتة لكما

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كلا هذا سيكون جيدا لصالحها

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آلن ابنك مشوش بما فيه الكفاية حولك وحول أمه لا تزيد الطين بلة

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كيف يمكن أن أزيده بلة

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لنكتشف هذا

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حسنا جميعا ما سنفعله هو وضع الفتيات في جانب

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والفتيان في جنب أخر بالتأكيد

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تبدأ بفصلهم عن بعضهم باكرا هذا هو ردك على كل شيء صحيح

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المعذرة

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أيمكن للسيدة المدعية رؤية السيد المدعى عليه في الردهة

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راقب الأطفال سنعود

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مهلا

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Elle a si peu de considération pour moi

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Elle se montre si amicale et si gentille devant moi

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et pendant ce temps elle me poignarde dans le dos

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Je vais te dire

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une femme qui est capable de ça n'est pas digne de confiance

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Tu peux peut être considérer ce divorce comme une chance de

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prendre quelque distance l'un de l'autre

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Non ce serait faire exactement ce qu'elle attend

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Ton fils est déjà assez égaré entre toi et sa mère ne complique pas les choses

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Comment voudrais tu que je les complique

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On va voir ça

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Ce qu'on va faire c'est mettre les filles d'un côté

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et les garçons de l'autre Bien sûr

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Faut les séparer tout de suite C'est ta solution à toute chose je crois

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Je te demande pardon

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Mme la demanderesse voudrait elle venir voir M le défendeur dans le couloir

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Surveille les enfants on revient tout de suite

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Attendez

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Unfassbar wie sie sich verstellt hat

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Vornherum ist sie so nett und freundlich zu mir gewesen

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Gleichzeitig arbeiten ihre Anwälte hinter meinem Rücken

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Weißt du was Charlie

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Einer Frau die so was tut kann man nicht trauen

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Tja weißt du vielleicht ist eine Scheidung ganz gut

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um euch ein wenig voneinander zu erholen

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Oh nein Das würde ja genau in ihren Plan passen

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Alan dein Kind ist verwirrt genug wegen euch mach's nicht noch schlimmer

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Noch schlimmer geht doch überhaupt nicht

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Wir werden sehn

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Okay wir machen es so Die Mädchen auf die eine Seite

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und die Jungs auf die andere Klar

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Im Trennen bist du ja gut Dein Heilmittel für alles oder

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Wie bitte

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Würde die Klägerin bitte dem Beklagten in den Flur folgen

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Pass auf die Kinder auf wir sind gleich zurück

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Wartet

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Не верится что она так меня провела

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Улыбалась мне в лицо

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А в это время ее юристы действовали за моей спиной

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Вот что я тебе скажу Чарли

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Женщине способной на такое нельзя доверять

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Да но может этот развод станет для вас возможностью

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немного отдохнуть друг от друга

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Нет именно это ей и нужно

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Твой сын и так в непонятках насчет тебя и матери

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Не ухудшай положение

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Как я могу его ухудшить

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Сейчас узнаем

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Так ребята девочки пусть отойдут в одну сторону

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а мальчики в другую Да конечно

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Конечно раздели их как можно раньше

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Это твой ответ на всё верно

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Что прости

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Пожалуйста миссис Истица выйдите поговорить с мистером Ответчиком

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Присмотри за детьми мы сейчас вернемся

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Стойте

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No puedo creer que me haga esta jugada

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Ser tan agradable delante de mi cara

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Mientras sus abogados trabajaban detrás de mi cara

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Déjame decirte algo Charlie

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Una mujer que hace eso no es de fiar

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Sí bueno igual puedes aprovechar el divorcio para

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daros un pequeño descanso mutuo

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No eso sería hacer justo lo que ella quiere

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Alan tu chico ya está bastante confundido contigo y su madre No lo empeores

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Cómo podría empeorarlo

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Averigüémoslo

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Muy bien niños vamos a poner a las chicas a un lado

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y a los chicos en el otro Claro

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Claro comienza a separarlos ya Es tu respuesta para todo no

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Disculpa

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Le importaría a la Sra Demandante ver al Sr Demandado en el vestíbulo

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Vigila a los niños ahora venimos

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Espera

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Duration

59 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:36

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

8

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.